The following are things you should'nt say/do to get girls to like you:

" Have sex with me!"
" Boy your when you came out of your mother's vagina you must've been beautiful!"
" Want to see my cock?"
" I have Cancer, and the only way to plz me is sex"
" You have nice private parts."
" I AM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING RAPE YOUR ASS! TAKE OFF YOU'RE FUCKING CLOTHES OR DIE!"
" Hey baby do you like Newgrounds?"
" So, want to play some Wii?"
" ...So anyway I was playing Super Mario Galaxy when this Goomba comes up to me and I had one life, say do you like Zelda? I do. What's your favorite? Mines Ocarina of time. Hey you know what would be cool? If Dante was in Brawl! Have you Played Animal Crossing: City Folk? personally I like the first two but this one was okay. I also like Metroid. Do you? I love Nintendo Power! I played Megaman 9 and..."
" AUUUGH THERES A FROG IN YOUR HAIR!! Haha got ya!"
" That's a nice shirt can I have it?"
" Psssst I'm secretly a girl dressed as a guy. Want to excahge tampons?"
Don't talk about Nintendo or Newgrounds. Unless she steers the conversation into it.
Don't slap her ass.
Don't grab her boobs.
" Guess what I'm your long lost Step father."
" Hey you like candy and Ponies? Cause I got one in my van!"
" Your boobs are too small. Lets make them bigger!"
If you find yourself having sex with her don't Donkey punch her. It just doesn't make sense,
Don't steel her purse.
" I'm holding your friends hostage. If you ever want to see them again then come to my house completely naked"
Don't drug her
" HOLY SHIT LOOK OVER THERE IT'S HANNAH MONTANA AND THE JONAS BROS SINGING TOGETHER!" *Knock her unconciounes*
" I want you do stick a dildo up my ass."
Don't eat her hair
Don't look at her boobs when she's talking to you.
" I'm a level 27 on Newgrounds. And have over 1,700 reviews"
" I'm on a quest to have sex with everyone in the world."
" My Dog died".
" Go die in a fire slut!"
" Your stupid, fat and ugly!"
"¿Sabes lo que se caliente? Si yo y 5 Super Modelos tenido un enorme orgía fuera de la Mansión Playboy! Ah, y lo que tiene que quejarse en un acento español como! ¡Oh! Oh yeah bebé me cum! ¡Oh!"
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Don't Smoke
Don't hit on a girl that has a boyfriend
Don't hit girls ( Unless they are being a complete bitch)
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