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Age 31, Male
Nothing for now
Been out of college for years
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Joined on 2/21/06
Posted by Wegra - December 1st, 2007
Neopets are now officialy doing the advent callender of tommarows yesterday account. Then the evil penis monster arises and rapes kisame. Luckily I swallowed kisame and we had dinner. The end.
Update: I found out that in 2007 that rob schnider is going to forge the master sword so Kennin can take over cbs.
so if you swallowed kesame.....and the monster raped kisame.....dosent that mean you had a penis in your mouth? lol just jokeing
Well sort of
yes Kazic5000 my penis is his mouth and i hath slain The Kahk also DEATH TO NEOPETS!
Heres the 20 neopet cards I owe you!
Master Chief is grocery shopping with Mr. Rogers and the penis monster but the P.M. has an orthodontist appointment with Cherry Grape and the Wiggles. So he wentbackwards out the door while skipping, whistling, and humming a palindrome to no one in particular.
Penis penis gay jokes.
:3
But did dracula take his moms eyeglasses for show and tell? I think Not!
FUCK UR MOM. FAG!!!!
Oh yeah well heres you're Lasagna!
........give me my french toast!
NOOOOOOOO!
give me now!
Wait for it.... Wait for it....
its attack of hungry people who want french toast now give me!
BOOM! Aww yeah that felt good.
i want french toast!
You have been patient and I will give it to you now. (Gives you french toast.)
i really want toast!(yells at 50 toast zombies)lets eat!
it dousnt have butter!can you tell john that im sorry?
*Sigh* Gives you butter.
wait it need jelly!
aw no!
nvm ill eat this french toast
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay you win. Heres your mail now go away!
Cericon
I think I love you.
Wegra
Ooooh! :). Wait in a gay way or just in a I like you way?