Wow already at 14? Sheesh and yet only kisame reads it

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Review
What's to say about this game that hasn't already been said....I don't know but lets find out

Okay first off this has been critically praised up the ass as one of the greatest games not just on the N64 but ever made winning game of the year of 98.

Shigeru Miyamoto the creator of the Zelda franchise has delayed this title countless times orignally going to be released as a Launch title in 96 along with Mario 64 and Pilotwings(?) but he said "We're starting from scratch" so thus another 2 years was added to the project.

And boy did it look fantastic.

The story is as follows: In the begining there were 3 gods Din Nayru and Farore who after creating the world left a treasure of there power. Courage,Wisdom and Power aka the Triforce. That be the backstory.

In the Kokiri tribe each Kokiri gets a fairy Link does not have one (and soon wishes he didn't) a fairy by the name of Navi tells Link that the forest (and all of hyrule) is in danger and is summoned by the Great Deku tree who is slowly dying. After defeating the giant monster Link must venture into the land of Hyrule and stop the King of all Evil known as Ganondorf

Being that this is Links HUGE leap into 3D it still holds up greatly over time. The characters are charming and filled with life the dungeons are adventureous dark and scary and the plot is like none other. Some fans even get teary eyed at the end of this game I mean after all it IS a masterpiece. Oh and the music is just beautiful composed by the Great Koji Kondo

In fact it's safe to say the 3DS remake will do amazingly well when it gets released and I'm sure many of us can't wait to explore hyrule for old times sake in stunning 3D

PERFECT 10/10

WEGRA APPROVED

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Donnie Darko Review

A Spinechilling movie that almost scars you from the disturbing mind of Donnie Drako.

An Skizofrenic teenager played by Jake Gylenhall named Donnie Darko is eccentric in the way he views the world, thinks and acts with an outstanding intelegence it's almost scary.

Has thoughts of time travel, encounters a crazy Lady that looks almost like Doc Brown from Back to the Future and even thinks of a way to time travel. Oh and a creepy ass man in a Bunny suit named Frank follows him around everywhere.

The cinemetography is gritty and has a "cold world" kind of feel to it. The quotes are memorable " I met a friend" "Real or imaginary" "HE'S RIGHT THERE" and that scene where he explains the life of a Smurf was funny as hell in a twisted way. Oh and that crazy religious nut person played by Patrick Swayze.

That said it's a very interesting movie from begining to end I highly reccomend you check this one out over and over again. Who knows you might have missed a lot in the first screening :)

PERFECT 10/10
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Labyrinth Review:

Talk about wtf month. You guys love David Bowie? I dont know to be honest if I do. You like Jim henson! I do! Okay that's good enough!

So lets see Jennifer Connoley plays Sarah a girl who's into summonening....stuff and ends up babysitting her ugly baby brother. So she's like "Screw you go and then a bunch of Goblins come and take him away. With the king of bizareness David Bowwie.

And the rest is a mindufuck like none other. Very similar to Alice in Wonderland but more darker and gloomier with even more Bizzare Characters all brilliantly designed by the muppet master Jim Henson.

As for the movie itself well....it's alright I guess. Plot is kinda boring as well as Jennifer Connoleyas character but on the brightside the inhabitants of the labryiniths and the songs are well done.

So with that I give it a 6.5/10!

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Yellow Submarine Exteneded edit Review

WTF month would'nt be complete with this golden nugget most requested for this month. Get ready for the ultimate acid trip of a lifetime with the Beatles in this trippy adventure! Based on a dream it's about.... I-I can't explain it. It's to much of a mindf*ck to comprehend the plot. The visuals are quite a feast for the eyes and though The Beatles may not have voiced themselves they still did a GREAT job voiceing them. And of course any Beatles fan can sing along to the tunes like Yellow Submarine and Elanor Rigby.

Plus the DVD is LOADED with Easter eggs galore as well as some interesting special features it's a movie that can be cherrished even after 1239494 times over.

PERFECT 10/10!

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Billy Maddison Review:

Billy Madison review: Sandler,Sandler Sandler, whats to say about that rapscallion? Well this of course being one of his beloved and best movies he's been in even to this day in this outrageous comedy who believe iit or not was directed by a woman.

Billy maddison a grown man with a ridiculously low I.Q repeats his school career to help take his fathers place in the company instead of a greedy corporate douche. buuut unfortunately he has too start ALLLLLLL the way at the very beginning..... First grade

Seeing a grown man in a class of 6 year olds is normally awkward in movies but Sandler pulled it off flawlessly. He basically is a young kid in a grown mans body

Favorite part? The bathtub scene where be pretends the conditioner and shampoo brawl and he's all STOP LOOKING ON ME SWAN >:[

That said if your a fan of Sandlers work or not this is a must see

8/10

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Black swan review

Black swan review: Supposedly one of then most critically acclaimed movie of 2010 not to mention one the best movies on Imdb I decide to take a looksee

Natilie portman is a ballet dancer practicing for the upcoming rearrangement of swan lake and it shows the disturbing troubles she went through for this.

The movie can get very fucked up.Like what about the random lesbian scene? Or the nervous breakdowns in the movie? But around the end is where then movie gets interesting not to mention the brilliant acting

So how does this movie hold up? Well it is a drama for starters a very heavy one at that the male audiance might not appreciate it as much as the female audience but thatsbnotnto say that it's bad

It is mostly slow the first half but towards the end it's brilliant and breathtaking

That said I give it a 8.5/10