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He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right. He's protected from 3 inch bees, tonight! A 3 inch bee can't sting this guy! A 3 inch bee shouldn't even try! He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right!

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cocks

Posted by CaptainBob - July 17th, 2007


also boners

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc7 0/freekc99/dogouch.gif


Comments

Additionally, wangs and trouser-snakes.

I concur good sir

Penors. lawl.

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Moreover, balls.

ooooooooooo

big hulking penis

nnnnnnnnnnn

Small scythe you got there.

eeeeeeeee

penis

rrrrrrrrrrrrr

Penis.

THATS MY HAND \M/

haha I wondered if you would recognize the pic. it should hang in the louvre or something.

I have 4 inch bees!

: cyclops

OH SHI-

/me runs

Wait... cocks... penis....

That pic is him demonstrating how small yours is, right?

Right?

Hello? Is this thing on?

so what's the deal with airline food

Marinade the nether rod in the squish-mitten.

INDOUBTABLY

There's a wide range of various homosexual activities occurring on this comment page.

I have keen observation skills.

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Oh yes, oh yes.

oooooooooo

Pickle... surprise.

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Three. Inch. Bees.

kkkkkkkkkkkkk

hey slimeball, resize the pictures of the NG meet on your page or make it so I can view them without clicking every link because I can't make a page with only the shit blurry pictures I have on my cam.
What's a boner?
Whatever I don't know anything about animals. Just resize the pictures.

yes dear

What is the point of saying this?

your mom.

is a whore.

and is also fat.

the end

Hey i had one of those boner things once. It was a cold blustery day out on the moors, Mother dearest was brewing some tea on the stove and Father was chopping some wood out the back of the house. He had his longjons on so he wasn't that cold. I was doing my chores, which just so happened to be shearing the sheep. It was an arduous task, a very unthankful one. Still i did it. I made time pass by drawing little shapes and animals with the sheep shearer in the wool on the sheep. When i was shaving Martha, our only female sheep, she bucked at me and i slipped, as i fell i dragged the shearer along her back and down her ass. I landed on my back and banged my head, quite painful it was. When i lifted my head Martha was standing over me, her shaven asshole several inches from my face. That's when it happened. I felt my trousers bulge and tighten. Boner, boner indeed.

that is possibly the hottest story in the history of time. it reminds me of this time I was dating Roseanne...

Do you have any proof to support your claim in your response to my comment?

42.

I'll go with vaginas...

Did I ruin the joke?

straighty mcstraighterson

bring it on, baby, you know i'm ready!

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