Total Medals Earned: 3,692 (From 671 different games.) Total Medal Score: 47,880 Points
Medals Earned: 20/30 (240/445 points)
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Open the first present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/370 points)
First Boss defeated!
Second Boss defeated!
No Misses!
Third Boss defeated!
Fourth Boss defeated!
Final Boss defeated!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/265 points)
Grow your first crop!
Level up!
Automation
Purchase an upgrade!
Expand
Collect a gem!
Click 1000 times!
Customizer
Purchase a helper
10k Clicks
Purchase a mansion!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/30 points)
You went through the gallery
Checked out the credits
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/205 points)
Beat 5 Levels
Check out Closure on Steam!
Beat 10 Levels
Beat 20 Levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/3 (45/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!