I would love to help but Capcom sucked my dick. Help yourself to a cupcake in the fridge

To spend the day with me until I get my period.

earns a dick and a cold milkshake

I need my shots

Someone set us up the coffee

Butt there are so many asses around these parts I didn't get to fuck.

Name someone I should fuck that isn't a total prick

How excited did you get when I smacked your ass with iT!

But i can still get off at the next stop ;)

Are you thrilled yet douchewad?

Stop whining and love the cheese and crackers that were put out on the farm.