With a massive Erection

Well sometimes you just have to cut the corn before you can eat it

YOUR GARDENING HOSE IS A NAZI!!

Isn't that just ridiculous? Wait that's not funny at all is it...

Ask her if those fucking CoD Porcupines are gone man thpse thimgs sucked

Who here knows a Magic trick? Our Homework is due the 12th

I played some Pinball in the arcades today only to be yelled at the old lady redneck...

Thus I need to get back there next year so I can tell the security guards about the time I fought Galaxtus Bare Naked.

Now all we need are some bananas

You have to leave Chicago tonight because my moms onion rings are coming to party.

Did you remember to record some exploding sharks in the new Clu Clu land game? He needed that