I'd like to touch your vagina

I picked some magnetic peaches. Are you at least thankful enough to suck me?

So give me a grahm cracker and TOGETHER WE SHAL HIT ON THE BEST BABES IN THAILAND!

I'm. Sorry anyone that thinks spilling past articles about licking ceilings deserves it

Hope you have a good one! Don't forget the tit growing contest is today hope to see you there!

The Jumping Rhinos have a concert in Argentina today do you want to bring some Cheese Danishes to throw on the stage? They LOVE that stuff.

Hey you! Like Zelda? You like Cancer? You don't? Wanna kick it's ass?

Well then go to the link below and watch a bunch of emo dudes play a cluseterfucka Zelda games to raise funds for the American Cancer Society.

GET IN THERE NAO!

Power Glove all the way baby <3

Fortunately Charlie Sheen had a dozen fireflies that day so hopefully we should be fine.

If your gonna jizz on mt rushmore do it quietly Steve Carrels Vileplume need to rest.

I can't be random until someone says something about how awesome it looks