Hi.

I have my pooping Ballet classes today so I can't pick her up.

The Aliens have Diarhea you know.

It's been a good run but it has to be done. Son I need a cunt to run and stomp.

If I use my blog to review non newgrounds movies would you read them?

You took the book out of the freezer right?

Now eat your camel or I'll fuck your Mom again with a 23 1/2 feet dildo this time!

The Bad news is that Sandra Bullock Banned me from Deviant Art.

Your Gameboy is running out of batteries why don't you replace it with snow from Missiouri?

I know this is a carnival but if you do play that don't expect me to give you any more money!