AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

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OH SWEET MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER OF CHRIST IS LOOKS ORGASMIC! EXCUSE ME WHILST I MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY TO THIS.

Just you wait and see.

AW FUCK DICKS PISS SHIT BITCH

Translation: Hey Newgrounders whats poppin'?

The following are things you should'nt say/do to get girls to like you:

" Have sex with me!"
" Boy your when you came out of your mother's vagina you must've been beautiful!"
" Want to see my cock?"
" I have Cancer, and the only way to plz me is sex"
" You have nice private parts."
" I AM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING RAPE YOUR ASS! TAKE OFF YOU'RE FUCKING CLOTHES OR DIE!"
" Hey baby do you like Newgrounds?"
" So, want to play some Wii?"
" ...So anyway I was playing Super Mario Galaxy when this Goomba comes up to me and I had one life, say do you like Zelda? I do. What's your favorite? Mines Ocarina of time. Hey you know what would be cool? If Dante was in Brawl! Have you Played Animal Crossing: City Folk? personally I like the first two but this one was okay. I also like Metroid. Do you? I love Nintendo Power! I played Megaman 9 and..."
" AUUUGH THERES A FROG IN YOUR HAIR!! Haha got ya!"
" That's a nice shirt can I have it?"
" Psssst I'm secretly a girl dressed as a guy. Want to excahge tampons?"
Don't talk about Nintendo or Newgrounds. Unless she steers the conversation into it.
Don't slap her ass.
Don't grab her boobs.
" Guess what I'm your long lost Step father."
" Hey you like candy and Ponies? Cause I got one in my van!"
" Your boobs are too small. Lets make them bigger!"
If you find yourself having sex with her don't Donkey punch her. It just doesn't make sense,
Don't steel her purse.
" I'm holding your friends hostage. If you ever want to see them again then come to my house completely naked"
Don't drug her
" HOLY SHIT LOOK OVER THERE IT'S HANNAH MONTANA AND THE JONAS BROS SINGING TOGETHER!" *Knock her unconciounes*
" I want you do stick a dildo up my ass."
Don't eat her hair
Don't look at her boobs when she's talking to you.
" I'm a level 27 on Newgrounds. And have over 1,700 reviews"
" I'm on a quest to have sex with everyone in the world."
" My Dog died".
" Go die in a fire slut!"
" Your stupid, fat and ugly!"
"¿Sabes lo que se caliente? Si yo y 5 Super Modelos tenido un enorme orgía fuera de la Mansión Playboy! Ah, y lo que tiene que quejarse en un acento español como! ¡Oh! Oh yeah bebé me cum! ¡Oh!"
Hey Baby %u041F%u043E%u0437%u0432%u043E%u043B%u 044F%u0435%u0442 %u0438%u043C%u0435%u0442%u044C %u0433%u043E%u0440%u044F%u0447%u0438%u 0439 %u0440%u0443%u0441%u0441%u043A%u0438%u 0439 %u0441%u0435%u043A%u0441!
Don't Smoke
Don't hit on a girl that has a boyfriend
Don't hit girls ( Unless they are being a complete bitch)
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I will Keep updating this so keep checking back.

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Penis :3

HOLY FUCKING SHIT TITS! IT'S GOD DAMN KICK ASS MOTHERFUCKING LUIGI! YOU WANT IT! YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER! YOU WANT THAT SEXY GREEN STUD! YOU WANT HIM! YOU KNOW YOU DO YOU STUPID WHORE! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU LITTLE BITCH LOOK AT LUIGI'S SEXY BLUE OVERALLS. YOU KNOW THAT GREEN SHIRT IS FUCKING AWESOME! YOUR HEAD PROBABLY EXPLODED JUST LOOKING AT THE AWESOMENESS! AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Doing anything for it? Also why are you here?

YOU LIKE IT! YOU MOTHERFUCKING LIKE IT! YOU KNOW YOU DO YOU COCKSUCKER! NO! YOU FUCKING LOVE IT ! THAT'S RIGHT IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MARIO! YES! OH FUCK YES!