The following are things you shouldn't say while having sex:

"I'm sorry but this is extremely boring."
"Can I take a picture of us doing it and post it on the Bbs?"
"Sorry baby, but I gotta go on Newgrounds"
"I have aids"
"No! you may not touch my peepee. That is an innappropriate place to touch"
"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH BWAH!"
"How Do you have sex?"
"OMG I have Pubic Hair!"
" I haven't showered in a month"
Sing "Humpty Dumpty"
Jump on a sumo wrestler
"Can you change my diaper?"
Act like a black dude
"I'm a pirate from outer space here to enslave man kind!"
" I have a belly button!"
"Hang on I just got to update my newspost!"
Pretend the girl is a bug and use a net
Brush your teeth
Go to school
Fly
Dance
Have sex
Eat
Sleep
Poop
Confess sins
Recite the pledge of allegance
Beat her
Make cookies
Call Her Princess Peach, Daisy, Rosalina Pauline whatever
dont have sex
Take your medicine
Paint a picture of a puppy named Woofy the wonderpup.
Invite her to play Wii.
"May god bless this act of sexual delight upon my penis
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Kill people
Lick a lollipop
Feed the Dishwasher scizzors
Fight in the war.
"Cock Joke"
"Oh Stamper! Your penis is the best!"
"Can I touch your dick Mr. Fulp?"
Go on a magic adventure with kisame"
Train fish to play with gloves
Ask for directions
" I wanna go to disney world!"
Htugrifkykuk8iyitoyg
"Daddy Daddy! I'm a big boy now!"
Bomb Dr.Rabbit
Start a fire
Dress in her clothes
Travel through time
Catch Pokémon
Watch Yu-gi-oh
Go to a bar mitzvah
Dress as santa
"so THATS what boobs look like"
"whats that smell?"
"DO A BARREL ROLL"
Clean the house
Eat bread
Feed your cat
Have sex for 3 seconds
Count to 3
Touch your toes
Kick and scream like a baby
Wake up
Poke your belly
Get fat

I will keep Updating This list. Be sure to check it every now and then!