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What NOT to say/do at a funeral

Posted by Wegra - December 15th, 2008


The following are things you should'nt say or do at a funeral:

" BORING!"
"AAAAUGH ZOMBIE QUICK KILL IT" *beat shit out of courpse
" Is that guy dead?"
" I'm Hungry are there any Hotdog stands around here?"
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE SO AND SO AWAY! WHY?"
" Theres a party in my pants and you're all invited!"
"My balls itch"
" MUAHAAHHAAHA! I am so and so possesing this body to haunt you! Nah just kidding."
" Can I go home now?"
"That guy cheated on his wife. TWICE!
Make up a rap song
Party
Dance
Have sex
" Everyone Try not to panic I just lost my mous- OH GOD THERE IT IS!"
Bring a DS*
Dress as a chicken
Dress as Elvis
Dress as the Joker**
Dress as a Mudkip
Dress as a Furry
Dress as Santa
Dress as Mario
Dress as a Vampire
Dress like a Rapper
Tell knock knock jokes
"This Dead guy needs a makeover" *Put loads of stylish Makeup*
" I'm here to comfort everyone sexually! Get in line!"
Sing "Wheels on the bus"
" I gotta take a dump where's the nearest shithole?"
Bring an Ipod
Turn the Funeral music into a heavy metal band
Do the Bartman
Laugh hysterically
Start a snowball Fight
Touch Robotniks Pingas
Have Tom/Wade/Stamper Suck your dick
Eat babies
" One... Two... Three... Dominoes Pizza Yum!"
Go to the beach
Drink some beer
Invite a hobo
Carve Pumpkins
Cancel the funeral
"LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"

Go christmas caroling
Bake cookies
Bring Mcdonalds
Bring KFC
Bring a Laptop
Go on Newgrounds
Tell your story on the BBS
Masturbate
Make your Dog Drink from a Waterbottle
Buy a Pet Bench
Buy a new HDTV
Burp
Fart
Yawn
" Hey everyone Party at my house!"
Pizza Guy: "Did someone here order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese?"
Make a Yo Mama Joke
Have sex with the dead body (Unlocked)
"
* I actually did this once when i was 12 except it was a GBA"
** Do NOT do this. you will scare the shit out of Grandma.

I will be updating this every now and then for now here's Kermit the frog

What NOT to say/do at a funeral


Comments

Unlock the locked "Not to do/say" thing! XD

Heh, good list, most of it. All items highly appropriate though.