Well If the news cant turn it's true I'd say this is the big orly 50th post. But of course you might want to speakonia this because this is pretty fucking nightly long. Now I know too many cats and smores are running on newgrounds land but the second Tails punches Eggman in the nuts the sooner we go to toast school. But you would'nt believe what I heard. That no good fag Jimmy Neutron is having a slumber party with J-Lo, Paris Hilton, Eggman Nega, Wario, Even Solid snake. We got to devise a plan for the next 20 or so years. Oh yeah I forgot *Gives Kisame 30 slices of french toast* Now the cookies are going to fire the nutcrackers head off. But on thanksgiving I think that Flanders will Use firearms to run over the new planet. Oh and tell amy I said to go frog fishing. Okay this guy named Mark is going to be a bird for the next 20 or next simester for the school play so grab a seat and go back stage. It makes no sense to just rocketboot the fire ladders steps. Of all the things newgrounds has been here for i would love for you to eat wooden crepes. And Thats how I spent my st patricks day. And If you thought this was long. Wait till the 100th post.
Remember when these used to be newsposts?
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WOAH MAN this is just like that one time when I was walking through the mall and I ran into this dude and he was all like, "OMFG!" and so I ate his face, which tasted horribly. This, however, caused my mom to 'splode all over Europe and when they were trying to clean it up they started to eat each other because they're European and uropeins eat each other for a live. But then a dude with cancer came and used his amaszing Cancer Powers to kill all the other people that happened to be within 300 smoogles of his current location.
And How...
WALL. OF. TEXT.
O_o
Jimmy Neutron's such a cunt he didn't even bother to talk to Ness.
Yeah I know! what gives?
I was just enlightened...
OMG! LETS PLAY MADLIBS!
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shut up allready
No no no how about you shut up already. Deal? Deal!
Bogeyman101
I don't get it.
Wegra
Your not supposed to spiderman.