Wegra's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Amish Postman]

Well at least the songs fitting :P

But seriously what the hell is this? I mean it's an amish postman blowing another amish guys head off. Gotta love the random acts of violence. Aw who am I kidding the animation is lame really what is I dont even?

[Flash 4 Funpage]

Wow this is just sillyu :P

Boy I gotta say I never noticede how much of a monkey I look. Hahaha well anyone it's a stupid game with lots of stupid stuff to do andof course the mysterious passcode is classic. Not much really else there is to say but its a nice piece of nostaligia

[Quick Fight!]

Talk about unpredicatable

Okay lets see it starts off with some guy saying he likes bread and then beaten up by some satanic dude or whatever and then proceeds to beat up a bunch of other sticks and then ends abruptly.

Honestly I can't really think of what to say about this one. Is it good is it bad? I dont know I just have mixed feelings towards it :P

[Butt Mutt: The Pit]

What is this Mortal Kombat?

Well this was just weird as hell...Dog farts on woman loses her balance and gets impaled on a spike. Gotta give the guy some credit on originality here ya know :P
Still it's a really old submission and I wonder if this guy just ripped some of the clips off of google or something.

Well overall this is a weird ass movie for anyone with a weird sense of humor.

[Duke Nukem Fail]

Uggggh :/

Sorry but this just didn't seem funny at all. I mean dude seriously you can do better then this! Look at this the voice doesn't even sound remotely like Duke I mean it's not that hard to get it right you know. And all it is is just him quoting random movies...Which would be funny if the voice actually sounded better. I'd hate to say this but you pulled a huge Rina Chan here...You know no originality and ripping off old quotes.

To be fair youe a great artist still and I forgive you but next time I want to see something better then this waste.

Try harder.

[A Short Flash about Clams]

One of the strangest and most Bizzare movies.

That ever came out of the clock crew. Speaking of which I just noticed it had nothing to do with clockday whatsoever unless you count the speakonia voices which was just about clams\

But despite all that this is a very interesting movie. Heh, Talk about expecting the unexpected starting out with some guy enjoying a picnic on the beach summoned by a clam elder who invites him inside. Really great imagination this author has.

That being said this deserves a lot of credit rather then just a clock day movie. probably almost as good as "The Easy way out" another great clock day movie. And of course keep on keeping up the good work!

ZombieLincoln responds:

Clock movies have never just been about clocks. Think of B, @@@@NEIL@@@@, or Gar@RRfG@KeerrFFjj@@@@@@@!!

Thanks for the kind words :)

[CD05 by Pirate]

Oh Tricky...

He's like Newgrounds Rickroll that pops out of nowhere. Ah but whats one to do it's clockday after all and this is a nice flash to watch to celebrate. So with that said Happy Happy Clock day my fellow clock bretheran heres to good luck!

Fifened

[Chibi Theatre 4]

Not as good as the others but still good otherwise

I guess the most noteable about the series is that you have to sort of use your imagination for the voices and sounds I mean maybe it's just me but it would'nt hurt to at least use speakonia for the clock chibi. But other then that it's a really fun movie/series if your in the right mood. It has a lot of potential and I have a hunch the animation will imnprove more and more as time goes on.