Wait, so this didn't really happen?
For a minute there I thought this was based off a story in the News. I mean think about it! Some dumb 18 year old whore is swimming in the sharks. And I thought oh wow Egoraptor is making fun of it. This is going to be fun! And yes I did lol at this (which is a decent comeback)
I scrolled down to the comments and I was a bit surprised that Psycho goldfish made the theme up!
Pretty good job for the most part! Ego, a little word of advice we don't care about animation we just want your humor!