Total Medals Earned: 3,846 (From 713 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,780 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
What are you doing here?
Mushroom foraging.
Hide and go f*ck yourself!
(master of) Fisted his way in.
Same character twice! What is this, Dragon Ball FighterZ with its twenty Gokus?
There's only so many names in the world, some of them are bound to be similar.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/150 points)
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/250 points)
Click to get a shirt
Earn your first pawn
Promote to a knight
Promote to a bishop
Promote to a rook
Promote to a queen
Equip one of every (non-pawn) piece at the same time
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/495 points)
Cast your first spell
Get smacked by the kitty
Get any spell to level 5
Break through 50 obstacles
Travel backwards at least 500 feet in one run
Travel 5000 meters
Reach the stars
Bounce chicken 1000 times on the ground
Get 30000 experience from creatures
Get 600 experience from creatures in one run
Break through 5 obstacles in one run.
Get to wizard level 10
Travel 50,000 meters
Get any spell to level 10
Bounce chicken on ground at least 20 times in one run
Get to wizard level 20
Level all spells at least once
Travel 500,000 meters
Get any spell to level 15
Cast a power level 50 spell
Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 20/32 (165/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 15/26 (170/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the second present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 21/30 (245/445 points)
Open the twelfth present!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
Play the game on any day other than Christmas Day
Play the game a week before Christmas Day
Play the game on Christmas Day