Total Medals Earned: 3,820 (From 707 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,605 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Fuck you Nerd
who is reading this shit of description
is just a dream, not big deal
you will need to restart [F5] if you lose...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (175/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/11 (135/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (65/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 15/21 (245/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Take a peek at the credits
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $1000000 in total
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/110 points)
Start playing.
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 9.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 8/11 (140/260 points)
Pickup the matchbook, yes this is a medal deal with it.
Monster Energy helps fuel nostalgia and destroying the economy
Acquire the baseball bat, any problem can be solved if you swing hard enough
Play sum' jammin' beats, fo shizzle
Picked up some doh for da hoes
Play the old arcade game and revel at the game within a game
Pour one out for the OG, the creator, the legend.
Get that car off bricks and on the road!
Blow up some foo's ride
shoot out the tires on some foo's ride
Find the secret party!