Total Medals Earned: 3,860 (From 718 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,975 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
Play The Game
Beat A Level
Die And Quit Back To Menu
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/175 points)
Collect a bonus kiwi
Die 10 times in a single run
Reach a score of 10,000
Complete a level with 0.1 seconds remaining or less
Complete 50 levels in a single run
Reach a score of 50,000
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (50/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/220 points)
Achieve Ending 2
Achieve Ending 4
Achieve Ending 1
Achieve Ending 3
Achieve Ending 5
Medals Earned: 7/11 (270/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
You know you want this medal
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/195 points)
Clear first 4 levels
Clear levels 5-8
Check the credits page!
Clear levels 9-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Medals Earned: 5/7 (95/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Complete the game.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.