The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
Psycho? 5 Points
maybe.
Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points
...
Sexual Decapoda 5 Points
Nephropidae
Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points
Cake and apple pie.
The bees Justin... 5 Points
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
This is madness! 5 Points
Yes it is.
to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points
that is the ummmm somthing...
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH... 5 Points
I'm almost done.
FUL of P 10 Points
hhhmmmmm.
Knowledge Keeper 10 Points
Visit the codex 100 times.
THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points
He will always be to me...
Guido Bully 10 Points
You Knocked him out
Abdominal Bruiser 5 Points
You destroyed his abs
Man Boobs 5 Points
His ribs are showing bro!
Appealing Face 25 Points
At least his face looks better now
Guido King 25 Points
You won the fight!
Timely Manner 25 Points
You won the game rather quickly
Untouchable 100 Points
Not a scratch on your face
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Teacher's Pet 5 Points
Find the kitty.
Ladies' Man 25 Points
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Meddling Kid 10 Points
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Hall Monitor 10 Points
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Less Than Three 100 Points
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Speed Reader 50 Points
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Bookworm 50 Points
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Germaphobe 100 Points
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Procrastinator 25 Points
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Heartless 5 Points
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Nastwich 10 Points
Make a nasty sandwich.
The Johnny 10 Points
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best Friend 25 Points
Best your friend.
Payback 25 Points
It's a bitch.
Pusher 25 Points
Push the hardest.
Rainmaker 25 Points
Make it rain!
Receiver 50 Points
Catch the ball every time.
Bookworm 25 Points
Read EVERYTHING.
Bugged 25 Points
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Destroyer 25 Points
Smash EVERYTHING.
Runner 25 Points
Win the race.
The Room 25 Points
Find it.
Perfect Drug 50 Points
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Quarterback 50 Points
Make a perfect pass every time.
The Machine 50 Points
Activate it.
Unsee 50 Points
See everything you shouldn't see.
NO TREE FOR ME 10 Points
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
KID KILLA 25 Points
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
25 AND STILL ALIVE 50 Points
Survive to level 25
AMMO KABLAMO 50 Points
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
GIMME GIMME 50 Points
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
HEALTHY HEART 50 Points
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
TREE HUGGER 50 Points
Max out your tree defenses
WINTER WARRIOR 100 Points
Max out all four upgrade categories
GET A LIFE 25 Points
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
BLOODY MESS 50 Points
Survive 15 levels without dying once
A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points
Complete Story Mode
Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Brass Nuts 25 Points
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Crafty as a Fox 25 Points
Complete Story Mode without dying
The Golden Path 25 Points
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
