How DARE you buttered up my corn BEFORE Jason Alexander cooked his fried letuce. He is a very senstitive man and you called him a bald cunt.

Wow just wow. What do you have to say for yourself?

Speechless I see hmmmm?

10 sexy new reviews for the lovable Kisame

The Big Lebowski Review:

A fantastic cult comedy starring Jeff Bridges and John Goodman in a role that doesn't suck for once!

Basically Jeff Bridges Plays Dude a deadbeat loser who gets beaten and mistaken for the "big lebowski" and gets help from his bowling buddies.

I must say I REALLY enjoyed this movie a lot. to it's over the top scenes (like how about the part where John Goodman rips off the guys ear) the famous " WHERES THE FUCKING MONEY LEBOWSKI" (Which was a possible inspriation for that scene on Family Guy) It's almost like...well as funny as it sounds it kind reminds me a bit of Pulp Fiction. Just my own thought I dunno.

But yeah TOTALLY give this a try out.

8.5/10

Misery Review

A famous author gets into a car accident in which he is saved by Annie Wilkes (Played by Kathy Bates who won an award for this role) who just so happens to be her self claimed #1 fan.

She acts all kind to Paul Sheldon helping him rest up with her kind cheerfulness until she goes batshit balistic when she finds out her favorite character is going to be killed off. So he forces him to write her back to life.

And boy is Kathy Bates scary when she's angry. In fact Annie Willks kinda Reminds me of Amy Rose From Sonic in a weird way. Hell who knows she'll probably grow up into her!

No but seriously she's basically every artists worse nightmare and just about represents all the fanboys/fangirls on teh internets almost which makes it funny.

Actually you know the special on Family Guy "Three Kings" Actually made me check this out.

Really good stuff I tells ya.

So that said I give this a well deserving 9/10

Role Models Review:

A surprisingly funny over the top comedy

When Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott get too out of hand they are forced to do Community service for a big Brother Program run by the Hillary Clinton Chick from GLEE

One of them is the Black kid from the PSP Commercials who acts like an asshole and the other is a 17 year old or something LARPing nerd played by my evil doppleganger (at least claimed by other idiots) Mcloving!

The Characters are wild, funny, exciting and hell a lot of fun and the LARPing scenes are priceless and ones I can relate too ^_^

That said this was a side splitting move thats perfect for any type of humor

8/10

Stranger then Fiction Review:

A very clever and well written movie. Some lable it as a comedy but its not really so much funny as it is interesting.

Basically the Story Revolves around an Average Joe Harold Crick played by someone who I never thought would be good at this role Will Farrel, as he heres voices in his heads thats narrarating his every move

It starts to drive him nuts which then changes his life actually growing emotions and having a love interest. He then finds out an author (Emma Thompson) is writing about his life and is going to kill him off

I must say it's a very suspenseful movie the characters are rather boring but once the movie progresses they open up to the audiance to what they really have inside of them

And Who would have thought that Will Farre can play a role thats him not acting like a yelling retard throughout a whole entire movie? You also got a great supporting cast of Queen Latifah (who I don't know if it's just me but she looks good in business attire lately? hahaha) Dustin Hoffman, and others.

That said it's a REALLY great Feel Good movie thats definetly worth the check out .

7.5/10

Ten Commandments Review

In celebrations of the Passover Holiday filled with glorious deleicious Cardboard Matazah and I'm a sexy Jew I think It's high time I sat down and watch this epic masterpiece clocking in nearly three hours this movie wasn't that hard to sit through despite a few slow moments in fact it was very impressive.

I don't think I need to explain the story since I assume MOST of you know the story from the bible/Psach we got Charles Heston as the holy Moses and a whole clusterfuck of famous actors and actresses and talented extras in this extrodinary film.

I like the relaionships with the characters...I don't know if It's me but they seem almost kind of subtle I mean I can't really describe it in a better word. If you watched it you know what I mean.

Not to mention the scenery still holds up for its time may have a few Green Screen (If they had it back then? :/) moments but it was kinda neat.

Oh and the split seas is freaking awesome seriously I just wanted to jump through the TV and Touch the water to see what It would be Like.

Overall I give this brilliant film a 9/10

Goldenboy Review:

Hands down one of the most Side Splitting Anime series I have ever seen in my life.

Kintaro Oe is a graduated Tokyo University and travels all around Japan in search of work and is a HUGE pervert caught at the worst moments. But despite this he's a very intelegent man solving the predicaments and moving on to the next job in need.

He also keeps a notebook with him to take notes as he finds it "educational"

There are only 6 episodes but each of them are packed full of lols like one of the most notable ones being the toilet scene, it is noted he can get easily distracted and tend to lose track of Reality

Seriously look up Golden Boy toilet scene on Youtube I DARE you not to laugh.

What's also amazing is the dubbing being an anime fan we all know that dubs tend to suck but this is one of the few exceptions the voice actor looked like he was having the time of his life with this (especially in that scene he took the time to gargle the water)

I won't spoil anything else but the finale was a great way to end the series short and sweet.

Definetly check it out on Youtube while you can

9.5/10

Supertroopers review

A hysterical and downright hilarious film I grew up with.

The story revolves around Five State Troopers who are notorious for their goofball antics like chugging Maple Syrup and making cat noises randomly. And try to save themselves from losing there jobs by competing with their rivals...The State police!

It seems I can quote a lot from this movie like how about the intro when they're all "The Snozzberries taste Like Snozzberries" And when the druggies are discussing that the beach is Gods water.

And of course Hurry up meow! Seriously I love that line so much.

That said I give this a 7.5/10

National Lampoon: Vacation Review:

Chevy Chases most well known movie series and the first installment for that matter in this fun family friendly (well sorta) filled comedy

We all had these vacations huh? Crappy car, Bitch of a Mother in law, Getting lost in the desert, Falling asleep at the wheel, Getting distracted by hot Christie Brinkley,

And so many more unfortunate mishaps and DONT ask me how it ends seriously that was the ultimate icing of the cake

Okay so maybe it feels a bit dated and what not but trust me when you get a family you'll grow to love this movie a lot

But hey It's Chevy freaking Chase!

7.5/10

Police Accademy review:

A fun and humorous comedy about a group of misfits Joining the Police Force. With the main Star being Steve Guttenberg,

It's got everyone, The wise ass, the crazy black chick, The fat nerd, The two bullys, and the most notable being the sound effects guy (seriously I wonder if that was actually real)

First half consists of everyone meeting each other and going through rigerous training (with hilarity of course) and with a jerk of a teacher.

Steve Guttenberg sneaks in to the ladies dorm and also sexes the ladies up which was just hilarious until they found him out. Uh oh!

And the second half a riot breaks out do to an Apple being thrown! I can't even begin to explain that one.

Overall the characters are quirky and memorable the humor is funny actually laughable at times and heck just a great comedy all around!

8/10!

Source Code Review:

An interesting and action packed movie!

Jake Gyllenhaal plays Colter Stevens taking part in an experiment that lets him pseudo time travel to a train before it explodes. Thus he must make haste and find the culprit who planted the bomb within 8 minutes.

Actually it isn't time traveling but more of a simulation as another bomb is set to go off in real time and must be found before it's too late.

The characters are a tad generic looking but the premise is interesting...A bit of a stretch but this almost reminds me a bit of Groundhog day....except with EXPLOSIONS!!!

But the story will have you hooked from start to finish so with that I gives a 7.5/10

Picos school review
Goth kids have taken over the school and now its up to Pico to save the day!

To this day the game has remained to be a timeless masterpiece the characters have grown to become loveable such as Darnell and Nene the sad part is it's been over a decade and only a few spinoffs were released by Tom Fulp.

Actually it's pretty much the fans who helped devolop the characters More so then Tom Fulp himself

That said this Deserves an obvious PERFECT 10/10

Fancy Pants Adventure Review:

Fancy Pants Adventure: A legendary Platformer that you can't find on your silly little home consoles. (Well unless you count the PSN)

We've all played this game one way or another on Newgrounds or some site that stole it. But what makes it awesome? Well where to start...

First off, the game is EXTREMELY well designed in balance controls and gameplay. Very few flash games can pull something like that off. Heck one critic said " It's more Sonic the Hedgehog then Sonic himself!" borrowing elements of famous platformers such as Mario and Sonic.

Plus the animation is very smooth and even the "bored animations" are fun to look at.

In fact Fancy Pants is famous enough to become a special guest star in Newgrounds Rumble and has even won a Tank Award for game of the year in 09

Currently there are 2 sequels out I HIGHLY suggest trying them out asap

PERFECT 10/10

Kill Bill vol.2 Review:

Too lazy to explain the whole thing I'll let the folks from Imdb do the work for me ^_^

The murderous Bride is back and she is still continuing her vengeance quest against her ex-boss, Bill, and taking aim at Bill's younger brother Budd and Elle Driver, the only survivors from the squad of assassins who betrayed her four years earlier. It's all leading up to the ultimate confrontation with Bill, the Bride's former master and the man who ordered her execution!

While certainly not as good as the predecessor it still had the same kick ass action...unfortunately you don't get to see it too much of it during this movie but never the less the characters are still entertaining and fun to watch

It's noted that the dialogue is really well written and bone chilling and so many death defying stunts that will keep you hanging off your seet!

That said It gets a good enough 7/10

But the dragon seems to be on her period today.

And I'm in love with a sherbert flavored girl.

What could you do for a living?

Seriously it's been months and he never brought the Deer vs. Moose flavored Ice cream!

It just needs a little more time...

It was the Stingray who suffered Manic Depression.

I give up no one cares about your rice balls just go away please.

But hey it wouldnt kill to write to Samurai Goroh every now and then during breakfast