I forgot the sandpaper again can you run down to the gas station and get some?

I have to breath fire on the koopas. I hate having to get kicked out of their restaurants for indecent exposure.

Animal Farm Review (dedicated to Alec Weinstein) :Interesting. Based on the novel by George Orwell it's about farm animals who want to get revenge on the farmer for his "abuse". I do admit though some parts where a little silly. Also I can't put my finger on it but there might be some connection to history. Knowing Alec I'm sure he'd understand it. 7/10

Rocky Horror Picture Show Review: Two words: FUCKED UP! haha oh my god... words can't describe how much of a mindfuck this movie is. Tim Curray as a Sweet Transvestite, Time warp song, and other weird shit I can't even find words to describe. Thus, I found another favorite movie next to "Singing in the rain". Meaning it gets PERFECT 10/10

Spy Kids review Requested by Madeline: I admit as a kid I thought it looked promising but now it looks kinda stupid and kinda weird in a way. Basically it's "The Matrix" for kids. Though I do admit those thumb guys look kinda cool. Eh, I don't know maybe I've grown up. 4.5/10

Cars review Requested by Maddy: Maybe not one of Pixars most famous ones but I still liked it. Lightning Mcqueen (Owen Wilson) is a racecar who while traveling to the piston cup wakes up in a town called "Radiator Springs" and is put under arrest till he fixes the damages. Like other Pixar Films they're always enjoyable to watch and is a great film for the whole family. 7.5/10

Dark Knight Review: I don't know why I didn't review this earlier. So here it goes: THIS MOVIE IS 100% KICKS ASS. The Late Heath Ledger giving a 5 star performance, Awesome Cgi effects, It is without a doubt the best Comic Book Movie ever. What's that? Didn't see it? GET YOUR ASS OVER TO BLOCKBUSTER AND RENT IT! PERFECT 10/10

Poltergeist Review: They're heeere! Ghosts are invading a families house and somehow the youngest kid is able to talk to them. This movie is just plain creepy and we all seem to remember that clown. *Shudders* that was some scary shit right there. It's one of Steven Spielbergs greatest. If you seen the episode of Family Guy "Petergeist" then you'll be familar with the events in this. 8/10

American Graffiti Review: So this is what it was like living in the '60s huh? Not Bad George Lucas! Nerds,Jocks,Chicks,Cars, and 60's songs all packed into this nostaligic movie.I'm sure some of the "mature" fans will find it a trip down memory lane. If I had a time machine I'd go back to the 60's but I digress. This movie is covered in nostalgic ooze and is definetly worth a watch. 6.5/10

Forrest Gump Review: If you love Tom Hanks then you love Forrest Gump. A kid with a low IQ and a walking disabilty becomes famous with the events in history like vietnam and the 70's. You'll imediately fall in love with this movie with it's humor, sadness and just plain Heartwarming. Not to mention the memorable quotes like " RUN FORREST RUN!" It's by far Tom Hanks best role I've seen. PERFECT 10/10

Street Fighter II the ANIMATED movie review: For a movie based off a video game this aint half bad. The evil M.Bison is the leader of an organized crime ring called Shadaloo Chun-Li and Guile, want to put an end to his diabolical plan and get revenge. The animation is decent though is a little choppy at times. The voice acting isn't the best but it's passable. If your a fan of SF it's worth a check out. 6.5/10

John Q review ( Hey that rhymes!): Good movie! John Q has a son who needs a heart transplate. He does everything he could in his power to save him even if it means to hold a hospital hostage. It's a very powerful movie and shows the troubles of insurance. 8/10

Prince of Persia review: Finally! The first decent video game movie! A dagger that can defy time and must not fall into the wrong hands. I've never played the game but after seeing this I really want to. The director of Pirates of the Carrabien did a good job even though some parts are stupid or inacurate ( Like when they say Tuesday and Thursday made no sense) Anyway I think fans won't be disapointed. 6.5/10

Sex and the city Review: HAHA! How awful this movie is makes me laugh. I fast forward through the whole thing and played only when something stupid happens. when some bitch spills red paint on a fur coat and she's all like " FUR IS MURDER MOTHERFUCKER!" or when some guy cheats on one of the girls and one of them is like " NO NO NO!" In a nutshell it's women talking for 2 1/2 hours about shit no one cares about. 1/10

Bucket List review: Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman play two terminally ill patients who are going to die soon. Thus Freeman comes up with a list of things he wants to do before he dies. So how is it? Not bad actually, in fact I like it. Those two make a great team together. It's heartwarming, funny, sad and just an overall great movie. 7/10

Shindlers List review: Perhaps one of the most Epic Holocaust movies I've seen. Keep in mind we watched this in class and kinda skipped around. It's about a Nazi named Oscar Shindler who helps jews escape from the ghettos. It's Cinemetogrophy is spectacular and some of the scenes are just shocking. Very sad at times too. 8/10

Shrek review: One of Dreamworks most beloved animations. Mike Myers plays Shrek an ogre who's home was used as a dumping ground for Lord Farquads fairy tale creatures. Thus Shrek embarks on an epic journey with Donkey played By Eddie Murphy. It's Dreamworks at it's best and almost up to par with Disney. With a cast of unforgettable characters, and such this gets a 8/10

From Russia with Love review: The next action packed installment to the James Bond seires. This one though I felt was a bit to talky and a bit lacking from "Dr.No" but nevertheless it's still awesome.I like Sean Connery's role in this and is probably what many call him the best James Bond which I agree to. You also gotta give credit for the special effects at the time. I give it a 7/10

The Boy in the Striped pajamas review: Very sad movie. Set during World War II, a story seen through the innocent eyes of Bruno played by Asa butterfield. He meets a friend while out exploring who is in a concentration camp. That's all I'll give away. The rest you'll have to see for yourself. 7/10

The Mask Review: Oh man, I can't believe how long it's been since I've seen this. I grew up with this movie and I find it Jim Carreys best film. A strange mask that turns Carrey into a crazy green guy. The thing with Carrey some movies he's in are funny others are not. This is one of those movies where he gives a spectacular performance thus it gets a 8/10

Jumanji review: Ah, yes I remember watching this movie and reading the book from the 4th and 5th grade (Good times :D) A board game that whenever played it will happen in real life filled with jungle environments and animals. Now, that's what I call original and creative. Whether it be escaping man eating lions and tigers or angry poachers this is one awesome movie that'll forever be a great childhood movie. 8/10

The Soloist Review Requested by Rachel Sieradzki : Heartwarming. A LA times columnist played by Downey discovers Ayers a Homeless Cello player and writes about him in the newspaper. Ayers is a bit of a chatterbox and kinda quirky but together they make a great team.Though it did get kinda boring and some parts were f...iller it was still a great movie (especially the ending) Thus I give it a 6.5/10

Letters to Juliet review requested by the lovely Madeline Peyser Happy Birthday %u2665 : A writer Sophie Played by Amanda Seyfield comes across Juliets house in Italy where people write letters to "Juliet" for advice. She comes across an old letter and helps a woman find her lost love. Well, it's a chick flick but it's subt...le and not just thrown out there. It was cute, clevar, and pretty decent overall 7/10

The Matrix review: I haven't seen this movie in years but I do remember how freakin' awesome it was. A computer hacker Neo played by Keanu Reeves confronts Morpheous played by Laurence Fishburne and...Gosh it's complicated to explain you just have to watch it yourself. The Special effects are mind blowing even today, s...o many famous scenes and lines awesome cast. Whart more can I say? PERFECT 10/10

Rudy Review: Based on a true story of Rudy Ruettiger a dedicated Notre Dame football fan who wants to play for them. Sadly he doesn't qualify but does that stop him? No, no it doesn't. He busts his balls to get into the school and play on the team and the rest writes itself. So how is it? Well, we know how football mov...ies are but this is one of the most inspiring. Along with great preformences this gets a 7.5/10

Renaissance man review: Bill Rago ( Danny Devito) loses his job. He goes to the unemployment agency and is suggested he teaches a english class at a US army base. He ends up teaching them Hamlet and hilarity ensues. It's hard not to crack a smile with this movie. I mean the Double D's and no not those kind you pervert ...Dumb as Dogshit! Seriously though it's friggen hilarious and I can gaurentee you'll like it. 8/10

Book of Eli Review: Decent for the most part. Denzel Washington is a loner trying to deliver some kind of bible In this action packed film. And the rest of the movie is just exploisions and shit. It's a little boring but if you stick with it you'll like it. 6/10

Borat review: Dear fucking god is this movie fucked up stupid or what? I mean wow talk about pushing the envolope This movie is fucking hilarious. A man from a 3rd world country Borat travels to the US to do a documentary. He does a lot of awkward shit that is SO wrong on many levels. Plus it's legendary for it's quote...s like " GREAT SUCCESS!" or "This suit is black not." So with that this crazy mindfuck gets a 9/10

Saw review: Freaky as shit! In fact it's one of the best horror movies I've seen imo. A sick pschopath by the name of Jigsaw has taken two random guys hostage and seeing them torture each other for his entertainment. Wow talk about a sick fuck! It's not really scary but it's disturbing so definetly not show it to the k...ids. On the other hand this is now my favorite HORROR movie. so PERFECT 10/10!

Toy Story Review: If theres anything that defines Pixar it's definetly "Toy Story". Toys who come to life when no ones around. Enter Woody voiced By Tom Hanks ( awesome) he discovers that Andy gets a Buzz Lightyear toy and Woody is jealous. But you know the story already. This movie was Childhood for all of us. Adults... and kids alike will enjoy this film with it's colorful cast and perfect story line. PERFECT 10/10

Toy Story 2 Review: The toys are back! Andy's having a garage sale but Woody ends up in the mix gets kidnapped by a toy guru who plans to sell him for money. Buzz, and the gang set out on a quest to save Woody. Better then the first!The characters are already developed and the storyline fits well. Plus New characters i...ncluding a Cow Girl named Jesse. Trust me you won't be disapointed. PERFECT 10/10!

Wizard of Oz review: No explaination needed! For 70 years it has remained a timeless classic with colorful characters like Dorothy, Scarecrow, Munchkins and the Wicked Witch ( Fun fact: The actress used to be a kindergarten teacher.)It's one of those movies you'll never forget and can watch it again and again. It's a m...ovie that almost everyone grew up with even years after it's release. PERFECT 10/10!

You Don't Mess With the Zohan Review: Really Stupid but funny. Zohan is an Israeli Soildier who fakes his death to become a Hair Stylist. He also stops the salons landlord from terrorizing the community so he can complete his mall thingy. Most of the movie is him kicking ass and not getting a scratch. Give credit to Sa...ndler because half the time I forget it's even him! Overall, it's good over the top fun. 6.5/10

West Side Story Review: Best musical I've seen since "Singing in the Rain". It takes place in NY where rival gangs the "Jets" and the "Sharks" are at war. The plot is similar to that of Romeo and Juliet with a more modern tone. As far as the music and coreography it's flawless. The music is so catchy (my favorite being... the Officer Krupke song) It's a freakin' classic! PERFECT 10/10 Plus the rare Wegra Approved Stamp!

Aliens Review: Damn good! Ripley is the only survivor of the freighter Nostromo has been in HyperSleep for 50 years when she awakes she finds out that the planet where she found the Alien eggs is now a colony. So they send her to check it out. The special effects are still as awesome as they were in the first though i...t gets a little slow at times if you stick with it you'll get a lot of action packed goodness. 8/10

The Proposal Review: Sandra Bullock plays a snotty executive When she finds out she's being deported to Canada she forces Ryan Reynolds to marry her. But it turns out they have to go to Alaska to visit his Family. Also his grandma is Betty White! As far as the movie goes it's stupid but enjoyable. Betty White's perfor...mance was the best even through the stupid parts like the chanting scene. I give it a 6.5/10

The Fly (1986) review: Seth Brundle is a scientist who created a teleportation device that can teleport inanimate objects. He messes around with it and ends up mutating due to a fly geting trapped in there as the title suggests. The special effects for the guts and blood are shocking even to this day. It's not so much ...scary as it is gross. Overall, it's a decent remake of a horror film. 7/10

Jaws review: Dun dun... Dun dun dun dun dun dun Those are uh the lyrics to Jaws heh heh. We all know sharks are serious business but daaaamn. We all know the story line Shark terrorizes local beaches people get eaten by sharks etc. This is one of Steven Spielbergs finest. The special effects are awesome and it's suspen...se levels are off the charts. If you haven't seen this yet check it out.8/10

Thelma and Louise Review: Classic. Thelma (Geena Davis) and Louise (Susan Sarandon) take a road trip and things take a turn for the worse. Thelma ends up killing a guy for raping Louise and now there murderers. Oh and I love the part where Thelma robs a convinient store in a badass way. by asking nicely with a gun I me...an who robs a place like that? Well, theres another masterpiece of a movie to the list. 9.5/10

Rush Hour review: Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are a riot in this action packed comedy. A criminal from Hong Kong Kidnaps The counsols daughter in LA so they team up Carter and Lee to track him down. . According to the DVD features the formula is that Jackie Knows nothing about American culture. Then it's the opposite... in the next with Tucker not knowing the Japanese culture. Pretty clever I must say. 8/10

What's eating Gilbert Grape Review Requested for Marci Elyse ( Finally!): Gilbert Grape has a dysfunctional family with an obese mother and a Mentally Challenged brother Arnie played by an amazing Leonardo Decaprio who he has to look out for. It shows us how some people don't have the best lives but they work as a team.... And don't get me started about the ending it made me almost shed a tear. 8/10

Beauty and the Beast review Requested by Who else but Madeline Peyser ! CHILDHOOOOD! This was it. I remember falling in love with this movie when I was 6 singing " Be our guest" and repeating the whole movie word for word. I don't even need to explain the story line. Disney, while your views on love are indeed bullshi...t I still love beauty and the beast anyway. 9.5/10!

Animal Farm Review (dedicated to Alec Weinstein) :Interesting. Based on the novel by George Orwell it's about farm animals who want to get revenge on the farmer for his "abuse". I do admit though some parts where a little silly. Also I can't put my finger on it but there might be some connection to history. Knowing Alec I'm sure he'd understand it. 7/10

Rocky Horror Picture Show Review: Two words: FUCKED UP! haha oh my god... words can't describe how much of a mindfuck this movie is. Tim Curray as a Sweet Transvestite, Time warp song, and other weird shit I can't even find words to describe. Thus, I found another favorite movie next to "Singing in the rain". Meaning it gets PERFECT 10/10

Spy Kids review Requested by Madeline: I admit as a kid I thought it looked promising but now it looks kinda stupid and kinda weird in a way. Basically it's "The Matrix" for kids. Though I do admit those thumb guys look kinda cool. Eh, I don't know maybe I've grown up. 4.5/10

Cars review Requested by Maddy: Maybe not one of Pixars most famous ones but I still liked it. Lightning Mcqueen (Owen Wilson) is a racecar who while traveling to the piston cup wakes up in a town called "Radiator Springs" and is put under arrest till he fixes the damages. Like other Pixar Films they're always enjoyable to watch and is a great film for the whole family. 7.5/10

Dark Knight Review: I don't know why I didn't review this earlier. So here it goes: THIS MOVIE IS 100% KICKS ASS. The Late Heath Ledger giving a 5 star performance, Awesome Cgi effects, It is without a doubt the best Comic Book Movie ever. What's that? Didn't see it? GET YOUR ASS OVER TO BLOCKBUSTER AND RENT IT! PERFECT 10/10

Poltergeist Review: They're heeere! Ghosts are invading a families house and somehow the youngest kid is able to talk to them. This movie is just plain creepy and we all seem to remember that clown. *Shudders* that was some scary shit right there. It's one of Steven Spielbergs greatest. If you seen the episode of Family Guy "Petergeist" then you'll be familar with the events in this. 8/10

American Graffiti Review: So this is what it was like living in the '60s huh? Not Bad George Lucas! Nerds,Jocks,Chicks,Cars, and 60's songs all packed into this nostaligic movie.I'm sure some of the "mature" fans will find it a trip down memory lane. If I had a time machine I'd go back to the 60's but I digress. This movie is covered in nostalgic ooze and is definetly worth a watch. 6.5/10

Forrest Gump Review: If you love Tom Hanks then you love Forrest Gump. A kid with a low IQ and a walking disabilty becomes famous with the events in history like vietnam and the 70's. You'll imediately fall in love with this movie with it's humor, sadness and just plain Heartwarming. Not to mention the memorable quotes like " RUN FORREST RUN!" It's by far Tom Hanks best role I've seen. PERFECT 10/10

Street Fighter II the ANIMATED movie review: For a movie based off a video game this aint half bad. The evil M.Bison is the leader of an organized crime ring called Shadaloo Chun-Li and Guile, want to put an end to his diabolical plan and get revenge. The animation is decent though is a little choppy at times. The voice acting isn't the best but it's passable. If your a fan of SF it's worth a check out. 6.5/10

John Q review ( Hey that rhymes!): Good movie! John Q has a son who needs a heart transplate. He does everything he could in his power to save him even if it means to hold a hospital hostage. It's a very powerful movie and shows the troubles of insurance. 8/10

Prince of Persia review: Finally! The first decent video game movie! A dagger that can defy time and must not fall into the wrong hands. I've never played the game but after seeing this I really want to. The director of Pirates of the Carrabien did a good job even though some parts are stupid or inacurate ( Like when they say Tuesday and Thursday made no sense) Anyway I think fans won't be disapointed. 6.5/10

Sex and the city Review: HAHA! How awful this movie is makes me laugh. I fast forward through the whole thing and played only when something stupid happens. when some bitch spills red paint on a fur coat and she's all like " FUR IS MURDER MOTHERFUCKER!" or when some guy cheats on one of the girls and one of them is like " NO NO NO!" In a nutshell it's women talking for 2 1/2 hours about shit no one cares about. 1/10

Bucket List review: Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman play two terminally ill patients who are going to die soon. Thus Freeman comes up with a list of things he wants to do before he dies. So how is it? Not bad actually, in fact I like it. Those two make a great team together. It's heartwarming, funny, sad and just an overall great movie. 7/10

Shindlers List review: Perhaps one of the most Epic Holocaust movies I've seen. Keep in mind we watched this in class and kinda skipped around. It's about a Nazi named Oscar Shindler who helps jews escape from the ghettos. It's Cinemetogrophy is spectacular and some of the scenes are just shocking. Very sad at times too. 8/10

Shrek review: One of Dreamworks most beloved animations. Mike Myers plays Shrek an ogre who's home was used as a dumping ground for Lord Farquads fairy tale creatures. Thus Shrek embarks on an epic journey with Donkey played By Eddie Murphy. It's Dreamworks at it's best and almost up to par with Disney. With a cast of unforgettable characters, and such this gets a 8/10

From Russia with Love review: The next action packed installment to the James Bond seires. This one though I felt was a bit to talky and a bit lacking from "Dr.No" but nevertheless it's still awesome.I like Sean Connery's role in this and is probably what many call him the best James Bond which I agree to. You also gotta give credit for the special effects at the time. I give it a 7/10

The Boy in the Striped pajamas review: Very sad movie. Set during World War II, a story seen through the innocent eyes of Bruno played by Asa butterfield. He meets a friend while out exploring who is in a concentration camp. That's all I'll give away. The rest you'll have to see for yourself. 7/10

The Mask Review: Oh man, I can't believe how long it's been since I've seen this. I grew up with this movie and I find it Jim Carreys best film. A strange mask that turns Carrey into a crazy green guy. The thing with Carrey some movies he's in are funny others are not. This is one of those movies where he gives a spectacular performance thus it gets a 8/10

Jumanji review: Ah, yes I remember watching this movie and reading the book from the 4th and 5th grade (Good times :D) A board game that whenever played it will happen in real life filled with jungle environments and animals. Now, that's what I call original and creative. Whether it be escaping man eating lions and tigers or angry poachers this is one awesome movie that'll forever be a great childhood movie. 8/10

The Soloist Review Requested by Rachel Sieradzki : Heartwarming. A LA times columnist played by Downey discovers Ayers a Homeless Cello player and writes about him in the newspaper. Ayers is a bit of a chatterbox and kinda quirky but together they make a great team.Though it did get kinda boring and some parts were f...iller it was still a great movie (especially the ending) Thus I give it a 6.5/10

Letters to Juliet review requested by the lovely Madeline Peyser Happy Birthday %u2665 : A writer Sophie Played by Amanda Seyfield comes across Juliets house in Italy where people write letters to "Juliet" for advice. She comes across an old letter and helps a woman find her lost love. Well, it's a chick flick but it's subt...le and not just thrown out there. It was cute, clevar, and pretty decent overall 7/10

The Matrix review: I haven't seen this movie in years but I do remember how freakin' awesome it was. A computer hacker Neo played by Keanu Reeves confronts Morpheous played by Laurence Fishburne and...Gosh it's complicated to explain you just have to watch it yourself. The Special effects are mind blowing even today, s...o many famous scenes and lines awesome cast. Whart more can I say? PERFECT 10/10

Rudy Review: Based on a true story of Rudy Ruettiger a dedicated Notre Dame football fan who wants to play for them. Sadly he doesn't qualify but does that stop him? No, no it doesn't. He busts his balls to get into the school and play on the team and the rest writes itself. So how is it? Well, we know how football mov...ies are but this is one of the most inspiring. Along with great preformences this gets a 7.5/10

Renaissance man review: Bill Rago ( Danny Devito) loses his job. He goes to the unemployment agency and is suggested he teaches a english class at a US army base. He ends up teaching them Hamlet and hilarity ensues. It's hard not to crack a smile with this movie. I mean the Double D's and no not those kind you pervert ...Dumb as Dogshit! Seriously though it's friggen hilarious and I can gaurentee you'll like it. 8/10

Book of Eli Review: Decent for the most part. Denzel Washington is a loner trying to deliver some kind of bible In this action packed film. And the rest of the movie is just exploisions and shit. It's a little boring but if you stick with it you'll like it. 6/10

Borat review: Dear fucking god is this movie fucked up stupid or what? I mean wow talk about pushing the envolope This movie is fucking hilarious. A man from a 3rd world country Borat travels to the US to do a documentary. He does a lot of awkward shit that is SO wrong on many levels. Plus it's legendary for it's quote...s like " GREAT SUCCESS!" or "This suit is black not." So with that this crazy mindfuck gets a 9/10

Saw review: Freaky as shit! In fact it's one of the best horror movies I've seen imo. A sick pschopath by the name of Jigsaw has taken two random guys hostage and seeing them torture each other for his entertainment. Wow talk about a sick fuck! It's not really scary but it's disturbing so definetly not show it to the k...ids. On the other hand this is now my favorite HORROR movie. so PERFECT 10/10!

Toy Story Review: If theres anything that defines Pixar it's definetly "Toy Story". Toys who come to life when no ones around. Enter Woody voiced By Tom Hanks ( awesome) he discovers that Andy gets a Buzz Lightyear toy and Woody is jealous. But you know the story already. This movie was Childhood for all of us. Adults... and kids alike will enjoy this film with it's colorful cast and perfect story line. PERFECT 10/10

Toy Story 2 Review: The toys are back! Andy's having a garage sale but Woody ends up in the mix gets kidnapped by a toy guru who plans to sell him for money. Buzz, and the gang set out on a quest to save Woody. Better then the first!The characters are already developed and the storyline fits well. Plus New characters i...ncluding a Cow Girl named Jesse. Trust me you won't be disapointed. PERFECT 10/10!

Wizard of Oz review: No explaination needed! For 70 years it has remained a timeless classic with colorful characters like Dorothy, Scarecrow, Munchkins and the Wicked Witch ( Fun fact: The actress used to be a kindergarten teacher.)It's one of those movies you'll never forget and can watch it again and again. It's a m...ovie that almost everyone grew up with even years after it's release. PERFECT 10/10!

You Don't Mess With the Zohan Review: Really Stupid but funny. Zohan is an Israeli Soildier who fakes his death to become a Hair Stylist. He also stops the salons landlord from terrorizing the community so he can complete his mall thingy. Most of the movie is him kicking ass and not getting a scratch. Give credit to Sa...ndler because half the time I forget it's even him! Overall, it's good over the top fun. 6.5/10

West Side Story Review: Best musical I've seen since "Singing in the Rain". It takes place in NY where rival gangs the "Jets" and the "Sharks" are at war. The plot is similar to that of Romeo and Juliet with a more modern tone. As far as the music and coreography it's flawless. The music is so catchy (my favorite being... the Officer Krupke song) It's a freakin' classic! PERFECT 10/10 Plus the rare Wegra Approved Stamp!

Aliens Review: Damn good! Ripley is the only survivor of the freighter Nostromo has been in HyperSleep for 50 years when she awakes she finds out that the planet where she found the Alien eggs is now a colony. So they send her to check it out. The special effects are still as awesome as they were in the first though i...t gets a little slow at times if you stick with it you'll get a lot of action packed goodness. 8/10

The Proposal Review: Sandra Bullock plays a snotty executive When she finds out she's being deported to Canada she forces Ryan Reynolds to marry her. But it turns out they have to go to Alaska to visit his Family. Also his grandma is Betty White! As far as the movie goes it's stupid but enjoyable. Betty White's perfor...mance was the best even through the stupid parts like the chanting scene. I give it a 6.5/10

The Fly (1986) review: Seth Brundle is a scientist who created a teleportation device that can teleport inanimate objects. He messes around with it and ends up mutating due to a fly geting trapped in there as the title suggests. The special effects for the guts and blood are shocking even to this day. It's not so much ...scary as it is gross. Overall, it's a decent remake of a horror film. 7/10

Jaws review: Dun dun... Dun dun dun dun dun dun Those are uh the lyrics to Jaws heh heh. We all know sharks are serious business but daaaamn. We all know the story line Shark terrorizes local beaches people get eaten by sharks etc. This is one of Steven Spielbergs finest. The special effects are awesome and it's suspen...se levels are off the charts. If you haven't seen this yet check it out.8/10

Thelma and Louise Review: Classic. Thelma (Geena Davis) and Louise (Susan Sarandon) take a road trip and things take a turn for the worse. Thelma ends up killing a guy for raping Louise and now there murderers. Oh and I love the part where Thelma robs a convinient store in a badass way. by asking nicely with a gun I me...an who robs a place like that? Well, theres another masterpiece of a movie to the list. 9.5/10

Rush Hour review: Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are a riot in this action packed comedy. A criminal from Hong Kong Kidnaps The counsols daughter in LA so they team up Carter and Lee to track him down. . According to the DVD features the formula is that Jackie Knows nothing about American culture. Then it's the opposite... in the next with Tucker not knowing the Japanese culture. Pretty clever I must say. 8/10

What's eating Gilbert Grape Review Requested for Marci Elyse ( Finally!): Gilbert Grape has a dysfunctional family with an obese mother and a Mentally Challenged brother Arnie played by an amazing Leonardo Decaprio who he has to look out for. It shows us how some people don't have the best lives but they work as a team.... And don't get me started about the ending it made me almost shed a tear. 8/10

Beauty and the Beast review Requested by Who else but Madeline Peyser ! CHILDHOOOOD! This was it. I remember falling in love with this movie when I was 6 singing " Be our guest" and repeating the whole movie word for word. I don't even need to explain the story line. Disney, while your views on love are indeed bullshi...t I still love beauty and the beast anyway. 9.5/10!

Singing in the Rain review: I...FUCKING..LOVE THIS MOVIE! It is a fun filled musical consisting of a great cast of Gene Kelly, Donald O'Connor, and Debbie Reynolds. I have never seen a movie this exciting before in my life with great music, acting, humor and just overall fun to watch. By the way did I mention this movie is now my #1 favorite? I'm going to give this movie the new Wegra Approved stamp and a 10/10

Nutty Proffessor ( Eddie Murphy) Review: It was just so so. Some parts were funny others were not. If you ask me I prefer the Jerry Lewis version. Mainly because it was more quirkier and stupid ( in a good way). Meh, I'll leave it to the Nostalgia Critic to do his comparison. I can't think of how else to describe it. 5.5/10

Zombieland Review: Meh, Didn't really care for it. It was more of a Dark Comedy then I thought. Not much was funny otherwise. Basically the storyline is that Zombies have taken over the world ( who btw move pretty fast for zombies). And the only people left are some nerd, 2 chicks, and some craving twinkies (which actually is pretty funny now that I mention it). It's rather boring most of the time. I give it a 6.5/10

Alice in Wonderland ( Tim Burton) Review: Tim Burton doesn't disapoint. It was actually pretty good for the most part. Half the time I forgot that this is Alice in wonderland. Unlike it's animated counterpart this ones more darkier and a bit scarier in a way. But it's got kick ass action scenes a great Johnny Depp and my favorite character the god damn Cheshire cat!! I love that grinning feline :3. I give it a 7.5/10

REDS review Requested by Alec Davidovich Weinstein : 2 words: AWESOME ACTING!! But yeah that's pretty much the only notable thing I liked about the movie. Other then that it was pretty much a talky movie about some kind of communist move or something. I should've known Alec would requst something like this. But I give it a solid 7/10. And that's only because of the acting everything else was a 5/10

Wed March 24, 2010, 10:24 am: Monsters Vs. Aliens Review: Decent! It was actually better then expected. Basiclaly Reese Witherspoon's character is getting married and gets hit by a meteroite (Surprise Surprise) and gains mutant powers by growing ginorrmus then comes the FBI or some shit and they put her with a bunch of other monsters they get out and kill aliens. That's just about it. I give it a 7/10

Bring it on review: Good god this movie is first class shit. It's annoying, unfunny, stupid, and so many stereotypes. I can't believe I sat through this whole thing all it is whining chearleaders and how they stole the other schools routine. There was nothing good about it. It was Just ANNOYING ANNOYING ANNOYING! 0/10

Seinfeld review: I started watching the series from September-March and I now have a favorite TV show. You got a loveable cast consisting of Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia-Louise Dryfus, and Michael Richards. The characters are funny and unforgetable and are definetly people you can relate to. Favorite episode? That's tough one. I love them all! Add memorable quotes to the mix and you got a show. 10/10

9 review: Awesome! Tim burton still has it. Basically it's about a ragdoll that looks like the guy from Little Big Planet and they were created by a scientist. Then he comes to life meets others just like him and so forth. The details are amazing and is an action packed thrill ride. See it on Blu-ray or HD on demand it's totally worth it. 7.5/10

Precious Review: Shocking,Tragic, and sad. Originally a book It's about a Obese, Mentally-challenged, Black girl who's abused and negelected by her own mother. As you watch the movie you start to gain respect for Precious and how she deals with her difficult life. People always making fun of her and even hurting her. Overall, it's an amazing powerful movie that makes you think a lot about Precious. 8/10

Fiddler on the Roof review Requested by Madeline Peyser: Well, it was decent in a strange way. The 3 hours were pretty much Jewish arguements and stuff and it was actually kind of funny. But it's one of those movies you got to stick with in order to enjoy. The songs are catchy though I will admit. Other then that it was kinda stupid but in a good way. 7.5/10

Josie and the Pussycats Movie Review Requested by Madeline Peyser (surprise surprise): Ummm... Yeah I've never watched the hanna Barabarra cartoon but this was just so stupid! It was cliche over the top and downright annoying. Plus what the hells up with the random advertising logos in the movie (Target, Sega). but hey it could've been a lot worse. *Cough Speed Racer Cough* 3.5/10

Twatlight Review: First Class Bullshit. I fast forwarded it at about an hour through the movie it's that bad. It's about a sorry excuse for a vampire named Edward and some bitch who ISN'T afraid of sunlight and is a walking diamond and how he's a fake vampire and all that shit. Fuck this movie and fuck those rabid fans who eat this shit up. You want vampires? BURN THE BOOK AND WATCH DRACULA. 0/10

Grease Review: High School Musical: Blow me this is where it's at. In fact Disney pretty much stole Grease threw a bunch of talentless actors and slapped their name on it. But I digress this was a pretty decent movie. Kinda corny at times but it was enjoyable to watch. It's got a colorful cast of characters, decent singing, and just has a nice nostalgia feel to it. 7.5/10

The Naked Gun Review: Okay, this movie has got to be one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen. By stupid I mean in a good way. I mean wtf theres all these puns flying at you, slapstick comedy, and just plain silly. Yet I got a good laugh out of it. It's from the creators of the "Airplane" movies so that's a sign saying this movie is hilarious. If you see it definetly check it out. 8.5/10

Princess and the Frog review: Great! Shit, I can't remember when Disney made a 2D animation. I think it was "Brother Bear" I'm not really sure. It's a breath of fresh air to see some a 2D movie to come from Disney.And for the first time ever Disney made a BLACK PRINCESS! IT IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME! Lol sorry I always wanted to say that :3. Anyway, I really enjoyed it and lets hope Disney makes more 2D movies. 8/10

How to Train your Dragon Review: Better then I thought it would be. It's about a Kid who wants to fight dragons but he's kind of a wimp so they don't let him. Obviously, he doesn't listen and goes ahead anyway. He finally shoots down a dragon and befriends it. And that's all I'll give away. btw See it in IMAX it's definetly worth it. It's funny clever and has some hella cool 3D scenes. 9/10

Beverly Hill Cops II Reivew: Wasn't as good as the first one but it was alright. Meh I'm too lazy to write a full review. 6.5/10

High School musical Review Requested by Madeline Rebecca Peyser: I can't finish this shit. It's so bland and retarded. everyone breaks out in song for no reason. Like the Basketball practice. Last time I checked there is no dancing is basketball and more like DRIBBLING THE DAMN BALL AND TRYING TO GET IT IN THE BASKET. The characters are annoying and the songs are full of it. 0/10

GroundHog Day Review Dedicated to Shelly Becker Gold : Bill Murray you da man! I loved it! It's about a news reporter who does a report about Groundhog day in this town and everyday is groundhog day and he can't get out. This movie has great writing, acting and was instantly hooked on this. Bill Murray has never looked better in this great romantic comedy.Seriously, go see this movie asap. 9.5/10

Mr.Mom Review Requested by Angela Carpenter Nace and dedicated to Shelly Becker Gold : Michael Keaton Plays reverse roles Husband=wife Wife=husband and we all know how that goes. It's funny but some parts can be a tad bland. I think my favorite part was the one where Keaton gets shot and he is upset about his shirt.Not really my type of movie but I got some smiles out of it 6.5/10

500 days of summer review: This isn't a love story as they say. Cute, Brilliant, and funny. That's all there is to say about this movie. Add great acting and little to no love story cliches and you got a movie! 8.5/10

Anchorman Review: VERY funny movie. Will Farrel, Steve Carelle and others play News Anchors who get into wacky antics. Will Farrel has the power to make anyone laugh and if I heard correctly there is a sequel in the works. Don't know if it will be good as the first. Anyway, loved it and definetly reccomend it. 8/10

Alien Review: Awesome movie! It might start out a bit slow but it speeds up as it goes on. You got to love the almost "Star Wars" like special effects. And...That's the main highlight. Aliens, explosions, great acting and special effects. Overall it's a great movie and I highly reccomend this if your into sci-fi. PERFECT!! 10/10

Stripes Review: Bill Murray joins the army due to the fact that he's a lazy bum and his girlfriend leaves him and Harold Raimis tags along in this witty comedy. It may not be like Groundhog day which is my favorite Bill Murray movie besides Ghostbusters but it still was pretty fun to watch. If you're in the right mood check it out. 7/10

This is it review: Basicly, it's a documentary about Michael Jacksons concert he did before he died. It takes you on a behind the scene tour to see the tremendous effort it takes to plan a concert. The Choreography, the Make up, costumes, it's REALLY intersting to watch and is a must watch for any Michael Jackson fan. 8/10

Where the Wild Things are review: Absolutely Breathtaking. Turning like what 14 page kids book into a 2 hour epic? Count me in. The whole time I'm watching this it brought the kid in me. Now compared to the book I think the Book was better but it was a nice adaptation. I can't even tell if the Monsters were costumes or CG either way it was pretty cool. If I can sum it up I'd say: Decent. 7.5/10

Clash Of the Titans Review: Meh, I don't feel like typing a long ass review and I bet you don't feel like reading it. So was it good? Yes it was! Great 3D effects and storyline earns a 8/10 Plus it's got Sully from Avatar in it.

The great Escape: An Epic Journey about a guy going through great lengths to escape a concentration camp. To sum it up it's plain genius. The lengths they go through of tunneling their ways out and it just makes me think what if the whole place colleapsed? Well that sure would suck. But It doesn't. That's all I'll give away just see for your self. 8/10

Big Review: Tom Hanks stars in a film about a boy who makes a wish to be grown up but it's not all fun and games like he thought it would be. So how is it? Really cute and a great family film. I also love how creepy and funny it is when Tom Hanks acts like a kid. Overall, I reccomend you check it out. 7/10

Super Mario Bros. The movie: What...The...Fuck? Thank you Hollywood for ruining one of my favorite video games. Actually the truth is it's so bad it's good. I mean the Mario and Luigi look terrible in live action. Lol I'm Nerding out. Plus why do Goombas have small heads with big bodies? This movie is so hilariously bad that it deserves a 3.5/10

Spirited Away Review: I shed a tear just from the awesome animation of Hayao Miyazaki. a girl named Chihiro who while moving to her new house her parents discover tunnel which leads to a world of spirits and intersting creatures. This is one of those movies with puire originality and story and will remain a classic. PERFECT 10/10

Paul Blart: Mall Cop Review: Ridicoulously stupid. Honestly, there was barely anything funny well if you count fart jokes, and dozens of cliches. Yet it was so succesful with the box office. How the hell is that possible? It's kinda like a 6th grader directed this crap and that's probably who it's targeted towards 2/10

Bolt Review: Very cool. Talking dog action hero + Susie Essmen voicing a cat IN A KIDS MOVIE WITHOUT HER POTTYMOUTH routine+ Small Details in a beautiful 3D envioment= Awesome. 8/10

Ironman 2 review: Ah yes Ironman 2, For some reason people don't seem to care for it but I do! I thought it was just as awesome as the first. It does get a little stupid at times and Stark does act like a douche at times but it's at least acceptable. 9/10

Invention of lying review: Loved this movie! Ricky Geravis plays a guy who lives in a town where everyone tells the truth. He then says something that isn't true and hence this is what the movie is about. It is soo well written funny and original! Wow don't see much of that these days. I'm not giving away any details go check it out! 8.5/10

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Breakfast Club review: Madeline Peyser was right I love this movie. It's like the perfect teen movie. You got an awesome cast of characters with none other then spoiled princess, The smart kid, the jock, The asshole ( who's my favorite out of all of them.) and the weird chick. I fucking love these guys. The wacky antics and the witty conversations makes this movie unforgetable. I'm giving it a 10/10

Dracula Review: Loved it. Bela Legosi is so awesome in this movie. This is the definition of horror movies. Especially if you know the history about it which is on the DVD. The acting is just amazing the atmosphere isn't necessarily creepy but for it's time it actually was. I didn't even know it has a huge following actually. In closing Dracula can suck the shit out of Edward. Dracula is the king of vampires. 10/10

Woodstock 3 days of peace review: Thought it was pretty fucked up. 500,000 people attedning this thing. What happened when this was over? Geez, it must've taken forever to get out of there. But seriously it looks like they had a pretty kick ass time. Some parts were ridiculously funny and stupid. Like when they get the crowd to say F-U-C-K I must've laughed my ass off. 7.5/10

Driving Miss Daisy Review: Loved it! Absolutely loved it! It's such a beautiful movie with an awesome cast. Morgan Freeman is just a subtle and quiet guy driving an old widow played by Jessica Tandy who isn't so nice to him at first but warms up to him as the movie progresses. The two and just made this movie so Colorful and gorgeous. The Cinematogrophy is stunning too! I give this movie the somewhat rare 10/10.

Dr.No Review: One of those classic movies that never gets old. Bonds First movie is still awesome to this day. Some classic movies are a bit hard to follow at times but James Bond is timeless. It's even interesting to see some of the old technological details in this too. Plus it's got the Legendary Sean Connery! So many memorable quotes, boobies, guns and explosions= 9.5/10

House of Wax Review: Brilliant. It's a kick ass classic about a guy played by Vincent Price who makes these wax sculptures and he's a looney kind of guy. Then some rich douche burns down the place and he gets his revenge by killing people and turning them into wax. The story had me hooked from begining to end. I love this movie it's a pure classic. I give it a 9.5/10

My Cousin Vinny Review: What a funny ass movie! When I found out thart Joe Pesci who played Harry in Home Alone I knew this was going to be funny. The Jokes are original funny, witty and just overall enjoyable to watch. It Had me hooked from beingning to end. For that and just great acting I give it a 8/10

Coraline Review: This movie is just so cool. I love Tim Burton's stop motion animation style. It's just fantasic. The storyline is clevar and orginal though very weird. But hey It's a Tim Burton movie what'd ya expect? Girl has mean parents finds some kinda rabbit hole and it's all bizzaro world where everyone has buttons for eyes. It's so cool to watch and had me hooked from beginning to end. I give it a 9/10

Slumdog Millionare review ( Requested by: Angela Carpenter Nace ):This IS a GREAT movie. Loved it Loved it Loved it. Though I admit you have to stick with this movie in order to enjoy it. It's a very Powerful movie and shows us how some people grow up unfortunate then others. It may get boring at times but around the middle is where the real action begins. And I loved the ending. I give it a 8.5/10

Time Traveler's Wife Review: It was decent. It's about a guy who was born with the ability to time travel uncontrollably. He meets his future daughter. Though when he does time travel he's naked Similar to Terminator but even that makes no sense.Some parts were slow and boring but if you can get pass that it's actually pretty good.I reccomend seeing it if you're in the mood for a good romance movie. 7.5/10

101 Dalmatians review: This movie is nothing like I imagined it. I knew the premise at least. Crazy Bitch Lady kidnaps adorable puppies to make coats out of Dogs saves them. But yeah nothing like I imagined it. It's got a fair share of humor, Probably one of the most evil villans Disney ever created, Animation is different then most classics with it's sketchy artwork, yada yada. I give it a 7/10

The Hangover Review: 1 word: OVERATED I didn't really care for it that much. I admit some parts were funny but not hilarious. I heard a lot of good things plus being nominated for a critics choice award but I thought it's just another stupid movie about Vegas. They're all the same thing, Vegas has all been done to death use a different place for a change! I give it a 5.5/10

Teen Wolf Review: It's a pretty decent movie for the most parts. It's like one of those movies you watch with your BF/GF back then. It stars Michael J. Fox playing a nerdy kid who turns into a wolf but it's unclear how. It's basically just another teen movie of the 80's and is just classic. If you got the time definetly check it out. 7.5/10

Freedom Writers Review: Absolutely loved it. It's a very powerful movie that shows how shocking and sad gang violence is. Hillary Swanks plays a teacher who does a lot of shit just to get the class to learn. Example: Library would'nt let her borrow the books so she gets 2 jobs to pay for them. Give her a fucking medal! But I digress, it's just a great movie with good morals and such. I give it a 8/10

Mama Mia! Review Requested by Madeline Peyser: Well... I thought it was actually....Pretty decent. Wait a minute a Chick Flick that's good?!?!? AUUUUUGH IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! No seriously, it was just alright. I've never seen it on broadway but I'm sure it's better then this. The singing was fun and catchy and It'll be stuck there for a while me thinks (See comments)

Simpsons Movie Review Requested by Madeline Peyser : Wow it's been 3 years since I've seen it last and I remember I was so excited to see it. And it didn't dissapoint. Starting with the intro with Homer Breaking the 4th wall. The ammount of detail Matt Groiening Put into this is just shocking. If you watch it again and again you'll notice some things you never noticed. He tends to do.. Cont.

Juno Review: Huh, I'm impressed it actually wasn't that bad. Despite having Michael Cera in it ( who's a douche btw). It was somewhat funny, somewhat retarted, somewhat entertaining, somewhat everything. In other words It's not as bad as it looks. I have Roger Ebert to thank on this one for his word on how he liked it. I give it a 6.5/10

Fox and the Hound Review: It was okay. Not really one of Disneys most memorable but still a classic. It's morals are a bit questionable. Like when Tod "Kills" chief and Copper's all pissed when in reality the train hit him. Fuck I don't know. It did have good animation and a kick ass demon bear of some sort. But trust me this has a huge cult following. Thus I give it a 6.5/10

Peter Pan Review: Ah, Disney you're so evil with the absense of a mother and racist but I still love you.... animations at least. But anyway this is another Disney Classic. But theres so many things wrong with it that I just have to point out. Like the part where Peter Pan spanks Tinkerbells ass. Wtf. Or how about the Kids dressed as furrys. UH OH!! Nah, I kid it's still a good movie. 8/10

Pinochio Review: Ah, yes another Disney classic. This is probably my favorite one of them all. The reason I love all disney classics is that they're hidden messages and strange oddities. Like an island with toys and candy just for kids!! That doesn't sound right lol. But hey, it's god damn Disney what'd you expect. I still like it either way. I give it a 8.5/10

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