It's a shame Kisame's encouraging me to do these when no one else is giving a shit about these but oh well!
Cinderella Story Review: Wow, I remembered how painful this was to watch back then and don't know why I didn't change the cannel. I don't even wanna bother looking at it today.It's a modern day Bastardization of the famous fairy tale starring Hillary Duff. Does it get worse? Oh yeah, Add 100% unfunny jokes awkward scenes, and you get an epic pile of horse crap that's this movie. Awful just Awful 0/10
Airplane review: XD HAHA oh wow what a hell of a laugh riot this movie is! An ex war pilot is traumatized during a recent war. And is trying to confront the love of his life. But who cares about the plot? This movie is 100% Guarenteed to make you crack up by it's stupidity and randomness. With lines like " Have you ever flown in a cock pit before?" and many others. This is one of my favorites comedies! PERFECT 10/10
Celebrity Review: Basically shows the ups and down sides of being a celebrity in Woody Alans finest. Hence the title. What I love is how Keneth Brangha is like Woody Alans Lost Bro. I mean that's how good of an actor he is! Incredible move either way and the camera angles and cinematography are great1! 7.5/10
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark review: A thrilling Adventure movie that will forever be a household name. Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones who is sent to find an ancient artifact. Of course he has competition with a creepy asian guy! *End of Spoilers* This movie has stood the test of time for the ages. And I heard a lot of scenes were inspired from other movies. A little fun fact for you there. PERFECT 10/10!
The Terminator Review: Hasta La vista Baby! The movie that defined Schwarzenegger and Action Films. In a post-apocalyptic 2029, artificially intelligent machines seek to exterminate what is left of the human race. This movie is flat out kick ass Guns, Explosions, witty one liners. If you haven't seen this do so now! PEFECT 10/10
To Kill a Mockingbird Review: Amazingly well done adaptation of the book by Harper Lee. Now, I can assure you this because I read this my Freshman year and absolutely loved it. Gregory Peck plays an outstanding Aticus Finch, the child actors as well. It basically depicts a lot of what it was like in the south back then. Racism, childhood etc. I gotta say I'm on a perfect streak so why not? PERFECT 10/10!
The Lion King Review: Okay, show of hands who DIDN'T see this movie? No? Good! A young Lion by the name of Simba is set to be the new king. But the Diabolical Scar has plans to get rid of him and Mufasa. It's one of the best Disney films of the 90's. Memorable songs like Hakuna Matata. And a few tearjerkers scenes, We... all grow up on this movie and hope future generations will appreciate this! 8.5/10!
Aladdin Review: Wow, I was OBSESSED with this as a kid. A poor Street rat finds a lamp and turns out to be Robbin Williams as a genie. And boy is he funny as hell. With three wishes in hand he uses it to become famous and win Jasmines heart. But, shenanigines ensues. I can recite this movie backwards to forwards. It's ...that aweosme. A Disney film can't be complete without subliminal ads, songs and... I dunno. 9/10!
Marry Poppins Review Dedicated to Angela Carpenter Nace and family: Oh wow, a Nanny that can Defy the laws of Gravity and Physics? Sign me up! Dick Van Dyke hires Marry Poppins (Julie Andrews) to watch over the kids and help tidy up the house. While singing unforgettable songs like Supercalifrigicexpialadosis ( clap cl...ap) and such. The perfect film for the whole family. 8.5/10
Sandra Bullock's The Blind Side review: A heartwarming and touching movie starring Sandra Bullock ( Who won an accademy award) who takes in a Quiet but friendly man named Big Mike. She tries to find out his past while enrolling him in Football. Also, I never noticed this but Sandra Bullock is beautiful is. The movie will make you laugh cry and feel good. 9/10!
Sixteen Candles Review: John Hughes at his finest yet again. Molly Ringwald plays Samantha Baker. A Teenager turning sweet sixteen and no one gives a crap. From getting hit by geeks to dreaming about the man of her life it's 1980 fever in this unforgettable movie. Though I was expecting for the nerdy kids balls to drop... but I digress. Overall, it's an unforgettable film by the late John Hughes RIP sweet prince. 8/10
Death at a Funeral (2007) review: A ridiculously hilarious comedy that launched the American adaptation. Now, it's a British comedy so you kinda have to pay attention to catch the jokes. If you have an appreciation for British humor then you'll love this! It's basically a funeral gone horribly wrong filled with hilario...us shit which actually made me laugh. Even if you're a fan on British humor it's very amusing.8.5/10
Goldfinger Review: The Best Bond movie EVA! nuff said. Sean Connery Hot 70s babes. Actuall plot explosions timeless scenes cool gadgets its getting a PERFECT 10/10 plus WEGRA APPROVED
Vampires Suck Review: And so does this movie! I FUCKING HATED IT! Hate it hate it hate it! Wow, Just wow, This is by far the WORST movie I have seen in my life. I can't believe I'm saying this but Twilight is far superior then this pile of goat shit. The humor is worse then Rina chans sense of humor. In short 0/10 plus... the legendary Wegra Middle Finger of Ass suckage.
Like Mike review: Wow, this takes me back. A decently entertaining movie starring the young rapper Lil bow wow ( Now Just Bow Wow) as he finds magic sneakers that belonged to the famous Michael Jordan. He gains unbelievable powers and plays for the team.Though it might be a kids movie it's actually quite enjoyable back then and probably today. I give it a 6.5/10
Space Jam Review:Ah,good times with this movie as a kid. In the 90's Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny starred in commercials for Air Jordans. This sparked a movie and it was great! M. Jordan is sucked into the Looney Toons world in order to help stop aliens who will enslave them. Also gotta give Credit to Wayne Knight for... supporiting actor and this was before I found out he was best known for Newman. I give it a 6.5/10
CLeRKS Review: TWO BIG THUMBS UP is right Siskel and Ebert. This movie is the shit. The story involves two guys who manage a convienient store and the other a Video Rental store. Ones a huge pushover and the other takes sh*t from no one dealing with idiots. It's by far one of the most entertaining movies I've seen in a while and it's funny because it's so true. 9.5/10
Charlotte's Web Review: One of the most Heartwarming movies I've seen. Based off the book by E.B.White Wilbur is a pig sent to a farm and meets Charlotte who helps Wilbur out during tough times. Most of you probably remember this movie and how many tears we shed at the end when ***SPOILER**** Charlotte dies! Oh god what a tragic ending. It's a sad but beautiful movie about life and I reccomend this movie to you.7/10
The Other Guys Review: HILARIOUS!! I haven't had a good laugh in ages and this done it for me! The movie stars Will Farrel and Mark Whalberg playing two cops as partners who don't get along very well. Mark hates his guts and Will Farrel's character always has comebacks. This movie sure got a lot of laughs out of me. The thing with Will Farrel is that when he's in a good movie it's always funny. When he's in a bad movie it's just so so. But hey he's trying! 7/10!
Napoleon Dynamite Review: I-I Honestly don't know if I like this movie or not. It's confusing!! The characters are bland yet they have funny lines that aren't supposed to be funny. That's Jon Hader paying Napoleon a geeky awkward student trying to get his friend Pedro elected for class president. I'm pretty sure many have mixed feelings towards this movie so with that I give it a 6.5/10? I don't know anymore... :P
Star Wars Episode IV Review: A timeless Masterpiece Directed by None other then the Famous George Lucas. It is has perhaps one of the largest fanbase filled with nerds galore. I mean litteraly so many plot holes, so many scenes that raise a lot of questions. You'll always discover something new in this action packed "space opera". If you haven't seen it then DO SO THIS INSTANT!! PERFECT 10/10 WEGRA APPROVED!!
Repoman: The genetic opera review: Oh mah ga ._. this movie is balls to the wall insane! And by that I mean it kicks ass! The best way I can explain the so called plot (it is an opera) is about some guy who tortures others and steals there organs. While singing kick ass songs. I honestly don't know. I like the atmosphere and the acting is pretty damn awesome. Not to mention Paris Hilton Gets hurt :D. 7.5/10!
The Producers Review: Hilarious movie! Spring time for Hitler in Germanyy hahahaha. One of Brooks more laid back and subtle humor movies. It's got it's fair share of laughs and the ending is where the movie really picks up. Lets cut this review short and give it a 7.5/10!
Terminator 3 Review: Despite the fact that most people didn't care for this one I thought it was alright. Sure It's no Terminator 2 but it had it's share of action scenes. Most of the movie is a repeat of the last two. But hey it wouldn't hurt to give it a shot. After all I think this is Schwarseneggers last film before he became governor. 7/10
Lets Kick off Marvel Vs. Capcom month with a Spiderman Review:Spidey leaps onto the Big Screen! Peter Parker is your average highschool nerd, bit by a spider he turns into Spiderman which NYC falls in love with. While keeping up his social life and duking it out with Green Goblin. That's Tobey Maguire playing Spidey and Peter Parker giving a great performance. It's great start for the series and I loved it. 8/10
Ironman review: Tony Stark Played by Robert Downey Jr. is the head of Stark Industries, a major military contracting company he inherited from his deceased father. Taken Hostage to a terrorist group in Afghanistan is forced to build a missle. Instead, he and creates an armor suit giving birth to the one and only Ironman! This movie contains a high dose of awesome with kick ass effects, action and more!PERFECT 10/10!
Megaman: Upon a star review: Hmmm... Interesting. Megaman is sucked into the real world in Japan somehow. He meets a kid named Yuuta . Unfortunately Dr.Wily escapes too. Leading Megaman and his new friends to hunt him down. This is kinda cute actually we also learn a little bit about Japanese culture which is a bit weird but informative. There are 3 parts each 20 min. If you got Netflix give it a shot! 6.5/10
X2 Review: Surprisingly decent! If you saw what I said about the first movie you'll know I didn't care for it due to the fact it was kinda lacking and not up to par with the comic book/ animated series. This was a slight updgrade from the first. The plots more deep the characters are developed and Hugh Jackman is actually pretty good as Wolverine and fans won't be disapointed this time around 7.5/10
Street Fighter Alpha (Movie) review: Eh, It was so so. Taking place before the second events of Street Fighter II we learn what Chun-li was like before she came an agent,Before Ken was married and so forth. Unfortunately it was kind of boring and Instead of M.Bison being the bad guy it was some random douche. Overall, it could've been a lot better. 5.5/10
Kick-Ass Review requested by Jeff Barad : Have you ever noitced no one has ever
attempted to be a super hero? Well, that's all about to change.Dave Lizewski played by Aaron Johnson decides he's gonna do it. Donning a Turquoise Body suit he goes out and fights crime. That's Chloë Grace Moretz playing hit girl who's one of the best and cutest supporting actress in the film. In conclusion Kick-Ass Kicks Ass!. 8/10!
X-men (Animated) Review: After playing Marvel Vs. Capcom this was the first seires I went to. Airing around the 90's with 60+ episodes and based off the hit comic books series is about Mutants (who have special powers) living in the harsh society that rejects them. The show is colorful and filled with witt humor and action. First time Marvel fans should check out this before seeing the movies. 8/10
Hulk Review: A decent movie adaptation of the Green Giant!That's Eric Bana playing Dr.Banner a guy who preforms genetic experiments on himself. Eventually turning him into the Green Monster known as The Hulk. The CG has a kinda classic feel to it like it was new at the time. The Hulk looks great himself with his design spot on. Action scenes were decent though a bit long but never the less it was a good movie. 6/10
Spiderman 2 Review: Spidey returns to another action thrilled adventure as he dukes it out with the Evil Docter Otagon- Er Octupus. while battling a shitty social life at the same time. That's Toby Maguire reprising his role from the first film with Alfred Molina as a corrupt Doc Oc. Though some scenes got a little boring It wasn't as good as the first Spiderman but still a worthy addition to the series. 7/10
Spiderman 3 Review: A decent end to the Spiderman Trilogy. Peter Parker's life is back on track, but not for long. He learns of his fathers killer Sandman (Thomas Church) while battling other villans like Venom. As for the movie, it's not that bad. Yeah, some scenes were a tad cheesy. Like the one with him dancing ._. However, the main cast returns and brings us a decent final Spidey movie. 6.5/10
Viewtiful Joe (Anime) review: Based off of Capcoms underated video game series. Joe is an average comic book geek who treats his GF Silvia to see "Captain Blue" she gets sucked in. Avenging Blues death Joe dons Captain Falcons Handmedowns and saves Silvia.The show is loyal to the series and dubbed well, including some more detailed scenes. It's got good action and humor and almost as good as the games. 7/10!
X-men 3 review: Scientists have developed a cure for mutants to become normal humans which stirs up a lot of controversy. The movie itself was alright not as good as 2 but better then 1. Hugh Jackman is back once again as wolverine,. Storm apparently has more screentime then the others and they introduced more clasic villans like Juggernaut who looks...eh. Overall, it wasn't bad but could've been better. 7/10
Jennifers Body review: Oh Megan Fox your attempt at being scary cracks me up. This movie's a joke, After a fire at a local bar, Jennifer and her nerdy friend ( Who I find sexier then Megan Fox ;) are offered a ride in a bands van. The nerdy girl refuses but Jennifer goes and shit happens. They're not even trying, the movie should be called "Heres Megan Foxs failing to be scary have fun with it". How pathetic. 5/10
The Beatles a Hard days Night Review for MaddylovesChris Pontius-Peyser and Julie: It's the freakin Beatles in there own movie. Need I explain more? The movie doesn't really have a plot and it's mostly them running from rabid fangirls. Then it's talking, singing and repeat. As a new Beatles fan I liked it a lot, the songs make the movie enjoyable and the randomness is cool. It's a movie to be loved by Beatles fans new and old. 8/10
Fantastic 4 review: Eh it was so so. 4 random people are given super human abilities due to a freak accident. Obviously, the correct thing to do is of course fight crime. While the movie has decent action scenes most of the times the other half is them whining and arguing and is the big turnoff of the movie. Mainly Chris Evans as the Human torch. But other then that it could've been better. 4.5/10
Hot Tub Time Machine Review: 4 guys spend the night at a lodge in the mountains, due to a malfunction they end up in the 1980's. Taking advantage of this they live things up! I %u2665 the costume designs on the extras look exactly like the 80s including the chicks. And IMO this is Better then "The Hangover" Oh don't give me that look it was overated and you know it! Overall it had its funny moments so I give it a 6.5/10
Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 review: How to get: XBLA PS3 Network, Xbox, PS2 How could I not review the inspiration for this month? For those unaware it's a crossover fighter with over 60 characters from Marvel and Capcom.From Ryu and Megaman to Wolverine and Spiderman battling in colorful breathtaking environments to a kick awesome sound track what more is there to ask? Hopefully MvC3 will top it off. PERFECT 10/10
Ghost Rider Review: A Daredevil Biker Nicholas Cage sells his soul to the devil ( Who looks nothing like him) and in return turns into the ghost rider collecting the souls of evil doers. It can be quite a boring movie if you don't have the attention span, and to be honest I got a little bored at some parts. But other then that the special effects were cool and It was decent depite what others thought. 6.5/10
The Hulk (2008) review: It was alright I guess... Maybe a bit better then the 2003 version. Basically it's a reboot of the 2003 version with the same premise as The Hulk Smashing things and fighting Monsters. Also SPOILER ALERT: IRON MAN AT THE END ***END OF SPOILERS*** And yeah it was quite awesome but a bit boring at parts. 7.5/10
Leave Her to Heaven Review: One of the most Beautiful Technicolor movies I've seen. Cornel Wilde is a novelist who's released from prison and flashbacks. His second wife is madly in love with him that she's psycho and "accidently" watches his son drown. A court trial is held and that's where it picks up. The movie has a generic 1940's plot and it's corny one liners " Last one in is a stinker" but it's cute. 7/10
Frankenstein Review: MOVIE GOOD! A timeless Monster movie that will be a household name. Dr.Frankenstein and his assistant conduct an experiment with dead body and a perserved brain. Little do they realize they got an abnormal brain giving birth to "The Monster" played by Borris Karlof Contrary to popular belief the monster has no name. Not to mention the famous "IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIIIVE" Scene. PERFECT 10/10
Bride of Frankenstein Review: Thought you seen the last of your favoirte Green Monster? Guess Again! Taking place imediately after "Frankenstein" The townsfolk are leaving except for one curious woman who wanted to see the bones of The Monster. But He's still alive! Oh and they create a female counterpart at the end. Overall, it still has the charm of the last film and the plot is still smooth. 8/10
Paranormal Activity Review: Boring as hell and not even scary. Some random douche thinks his house is haunted so he sets up a camera in his own home to capture the sprits HO SHIT! THE DOOR MOVED! Why the hell was this movie so overhyped? It wasn't even that scary. It's like Clover Field almost except that movie was somewhat decent. In this movie it's just ripping off cloverfields style with the shaky camera. 2.5/10
Clerks II Review: YES AND DOUBLE YES this movie ROCKS! A Decade after the events of Clerks, Quick Stop is burned down so our heroes get a new job at a fast food place called "Moobys" And takes everything that made the the first film enjoyable and double it. If you think Clerks couldn't get better your wrong. The whole cast returns with cameos and more crude humor. In short PERFECT 10/10 AND the Wegra Approved Stamp!
10 things I hate about you Review for MadelineSparkles Peyser: Meh, so-so it started off pretty good for the most part. It's basically your average teen movie. Partying, relationships, c'mon I've seen this countless times! However, The Joker (Heath Ledger) who's trying to hide the accent is in it. And the only interesting character was the black teacher. Other then that it's alright but not really my type of movie. 5.5/10
The Shining Review: HERES JOHNNY! THE best horror movies I have ever seen. Based off the Stephen King Book Jack Nicholson gives a solid performance as Jack a novelist who locks himself in a hotel with his family and bizzare events occurs. It's not really that scary but instead very suspenseful that keeps your interest.... Overall,check this movie out it's now my favorite horror movie . PERFECT 10/10 WEGRA APPROVED
Lucky Star Review: It's like Seinfeld only with Anime chicks who look like there 12 years old.... In other words it's a show about nothing...IN ANIME!!! Not to mention I think it's supposed to make fun of anime for that matter. Not really much else to say. That is all. :) 8/10
V for Vendetta Review: Remember Remember the Fifth of November. A political thriller as they call it in a cult following movie about a masked vigilante "Destroying" The government. He gains a following of people in his name. It's a hard movie to understand but filled with suspense and action. If you can give this movie a check out. 7/10
The Social Network Review: How Ironic a review about a movie on facebook posted on Facebook! Anyway, the whole movie tells the tale of our beloved facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg and How facebook came to be. That's Jesse Eisenberg playing Mark who you might remember from Zombieland. Overall, if your a facebook junkie ...like me you'll be interested and the 2 hours fly by fast. 7.5/10
It review: One of the weirdest Stephen King Novels on the big screen. An evil clown traumatizes 7 kids during there childhood now grown up they face there fears and defeat this evil demon. As I said this movie was effed up for Stephen King. The characters were bland and so is the acting. Though believe it or not that... was Seth Green Playing a younger self. I didn't really care for this one it was just meh. 5.5/10
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Review: One of the most famous thrillers to come out of the 1980's. An evil serial killer haunts Nancy Thompsons Dreams or should I say Nightmares and finds a way to get rid of his curse once and for all. It's easy to say that this movie was a hit back then and it still is today. For me ...only the surprise parts were scary nothing else. Overall, this classic is a 8/10
King Kong (Original Ver.) review: Even after 50 something years the original King Kong is still amazing to watch. Oh come on, don't give me that crap about the whole goofiness of King Kong being stop motion. At the time it was amazing and not to mention if you see the DVD features so much went into it. I suggest checki...ng that part out as well. So with that said I respect the original a lot giving it a 9/10!
Psycho Review: Alfred Hitchcocks most well known work. The infamous shower scene the screechy music and a weird twist ending which I don't dare to spoil for those who haven't seen it. Its another classic horror film. Also introducing the new Scare-o-meter! This will be used for every horror film I review. So lets see I... give it a 5 on the scare o meter and a 7/10 overall. Look out for more horror classics on the way!
Nightmare Before Chritmas review: Tim Burtons originality is amazing in this unforgettable cult following halloween movie. In Halloween Town every one loves a good scare like Jack Skellington however he has different plans as he tries to bring Christmas to Halloween town... Yeah, things don't quite go the way he planne...d. If you love Tim Burton odds are you love this. PERFECT 10/10!
Jackass 3D review: The most idiotic movie I have EVER seen in my entire life.The show is legendary for it's Bizzare, shocking, and gross stunts. Not to mention another dimension of sickness.How about bee tether ball scene or the midget fight? Those were my favorites.Some stuff even I could'nt stomach to watch like the ...sweat drinking scene.If you have a gross sense of humor or are a fan of the show then go see it.7/10
Blair Witch Project Review: A creepy legend that has been in a town for generations has 3 teens film a documentary out to explore the woods to find out more. Weird shit starts to happen. Voodoo dolls creepy child laughs. You name it. Similar to that of recent movies like Paranormal activity with the shaky cam this is a...ctually creepy.Try watching this alone at night with no lights! 6.5/10 Scareometer: 6/10
Little Shop of Horrors review: A spectacular musical with upbeat, catchy and unforgetable songs. Rick Moranis plays Seymore a nerdy employee working at a flower shop until he finds Audrey a strange plant who I swear inspired Pirahna plants in Mario. Unfortunately the plant feeds on BLOOD! The movie is fun to watch from... beginging to end and will have you singing those catchy tunes to no end. PERFECT 10/10!
Super Mario Galaxy Review: Don't expect a lot of these. Out of all the Platformers Mario has been in this is by far the best. Once every hundred years a comet passes over the Mushroom Kingdom Peach invites Mario to join her but Bowser Crashes the party and Mario Pursues on an adventure through the galaxy.For a Mario game this has a very deep story line with the new princess Rosalina. Who is pretty much Princess peach combined with the Blue Fairy from Pinochio. The Game play is amazing, the enivornements are stunning and the soundtrack is ou...tsandingly composed by Koji Kondo and a full blown
orchestra. It's noted that Bowser is 100% evil once again. Lately he's been more of a comedic vilan rather then taking over the world
Getting back to the story line I forgot to mention this game has quite a sad moment in it. Which is Rosalina's backstory you learn about as the game progresses. It's safe to say you'll shed a tear or two.
This Might just be one of the Best Mario Games since Mario 64. And if Video Games where to be conisdered Art this would be a great reason to back it up.
PERFECT 10/10 WEGRA APPROVED
Sweeny Todd Review: Based on the Play Tim Burton brings us another great film. Johnny Depp plays a Barber in a dark and Gritty London where he murders his clients and sends them down a trap door after being unfairly sentenced by a corrupt judge. As said earlier I love the atmosphere of London being all grimey and such.... The music is also beautifully sung as well and has since gained a good following. 7/10
The Blob (1958) review: You know those old scary movies you took a girlfriend to see back in the day? This is one of them! A blob who devours anyhting and everything in a small town after a strange meteorite crashes. The special effects on the blob look like a huge blob of jelly and for some reason made me hungry lol. ...It's a classic monster movie that any fan of the genre would enjoy. 7/10 Scare o meter: 4/10
