Can't we all understand Snake Isn't jobsearching the dictionary? C'mon Its only time that noahs ark is taken over by nazis! Oh by the way your mother called. She's in the car! Good night!

James and Tyrone are going to Jessicas house for a party. On there way they see 5 rabbits. They take two to a movie. 3 seconds later Sarah calls Tyrone to Dinner Party. They get to the ladder of health and climb the top. The ladder has 90 steps. Harold then says "How could we talk with no eyes" Harold was shot by David Schwimmer. Twenty years latter they had sex and died of AIDS. How many Yu-Gi-Oh Cards did Mark have?

Place a is 5 feet apart at the ocean. But Place B is 20 times more stronger the place a. Place a is in hawaii. Which Mario character jumps off a plane?

...And I think it would be ever so lovely if you could amuse me in any way, shape or form.

I have done the following ( this list will be updated check back every now and then):

Eat pie
Hanged on from a cliff
Your mom
You
Play Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Helped the Elderly
Played in a band
Went to school
Sang I'm a little teapot
Had a Heart attack
Juggle Chainsaws
Performed Surgery
Saved the Princess
Had sex
Drink beer
Play guitar
Died
Dug for gold
Killed Everyone
Prank call people
Drove
Played Pokeman
Watched every second of Brokeback Mountain
Beaten Dr Jekyl and Mr.Hyde
Laughed
Cried
Eat icecream
Sold Icecream
Got Kidnapped by ninja kittens
Photoshopped Mario
Photoshopped Peach
Photoshopped Wario
Eaten a lot of shit
Took a shit
Took a piss
Farted
Went on a vacation
Feed snails
Experienced Life
Experienced death
Partied
Went gangsta
Read a book
Said the "F" word
Went to Hawaii
Went to town
Jumped all around
Took one step left
Took one step right
Clapped my hands once
Clapped my hands twice
A little bit of monica...
Sold Lemonade
Jumped
Ducked
Kill Kenny
Huffed A kitten
Found the Computer Room
Caught a Mewtwo
Ran

More to come!

Here are some more things I have eaten and Drinken

Chicken
Waffles
Pancakes
French Toast
Syrup
Apples
Oranges
Wendys
Perkins
Nickles
Dimes
Pennies
Quarters
Dollars
The Triforce
Mashed Potatos
Meatloaf
Tuna Wrap
Raisins
Corn Flakes
Frosted Flakes
Trix
Cinamon Toast Crunch
Cheerios
Frosted Cheerios
Coco Pebbles
Cappn Crunch
Coco Puffs
A copy of Super Smash Bros Brawl
A copy of Grand Theft Auto 4
A copy of Guitar hero (Guitar Included)
Diamonds
Gold
Silver
Rupees
Rubys
Saphire
Fire
Water
Grass
Octopie
Cacti
Foamy
Nintendogs
Daisy
Waluigi
Sora
Ness
Lucas
Blood
Plastic
Mcdonalds
Carrots
Broccoli
Clam Chowder
Chowder ( Cartoon Network)
The Kitty Krew
The Clock Crew
Chips Ahoy
Oreos
Pikmin
Mushrooms
Babies
Flowers
Guns
Soda
Pickles
Honey
Pizza
Lemons
Limes
Watermelon
Sheep
Mario
Luigi
Cinamon
A copy of Harry potter: The order of the Phoenix
Peach
Your Mom
Ice Cream
Lotsa Spagehtti!
Dinner
Octorocks
Dodongos
Toast
Toasters
Jelly
Wood
Kirby
Meta Knight
King Dedede
Pie
Grapes
Corn
Baby Corn
Wario
The world
Hannah Montanna
Kim Possible
Sonic
Tails
Knuckles
Amy
Eggman
Shadow
Boobs
n00bs
Youtube
Lube
Ice Cubes
Pears
A copy of Shaq Fu
Floppy disk
Forbidden Fruit
Death
God
Myspace Fagots
Gay People
Juice Boxes
Pina Colata
Pikachu
Pichu
Jigglypuff
Ivysaur
Lucario ( RupeeClock If Your reading this I'm so sorry)
Squirtle
Charizard
Mewtwo
Magikarp
Ted Turner
Jay Leno
Seth McFarlane
Seth Green
Adam West
A computer
Myself
Kisame
John12346
Tom fulp
Wade Fulp
Pikarobo
Cema
Bigbadron
Meat
Pork (and I'm Jewish!) :D
Porky Pig
Porky ( From Mother)
Cellphones
Port-o-Pottys
Pencils
Paper
Paper Clips
Nipples
Desks
Amish People
Coffee cakes
Gelatos
Beer
Pop Tarts
The king (Cd-i)
Homestar
Marshmellows
Strongbad
Hippies
Nuns
Rabbis
Jack Tohmpson
A DS Lite
A school
Kittens
Leafs
You
Old people
Teens
Hookers
Eggs
Tomatoes
A dictionary
Ducks
Idiots
Milk
Satan
Pianos
Elephants
Animal Fat ( Yes THE Animal fat)
Whales
Foxes
Farts
Lead (and lived
Easter eggs
Metroids
Steroids
Super nintendo
Wii
Gameboys
N64
GCN
Virtual boy
Game&Watches
NES
PS2
PS3
Xbox
Xbox 360
The internet
Seashells
Sand
Salt water
Moles
Gangstas
Buffalo
My Ass
Your Ass
A girl named Nicole
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Britneys Kids
Lindsy Lohan
Sinep
Hobos
???
Bitches
Eggplant
Chicken parm
Mona Lisa
More to come

The following are things I have eaten (And Drinken) . I will keep updating this list

I have eaten:

Chicken
Waffles
Pancakes
French Toast
Syrup
Apples
Oranges
Wendys
Perkins
Nickles
Dimes
Time
Pennies
Quarters
Dollars
The Triforce
Mashed Potatos
Meatloaf
Tuna Wrap
Raisins
Corn Flakes
Frosted Flakes
Trix
Cinamon Toast Crunch
Cheerios
Frosted Cheerios
Coco Pebbles
Cappn Crunch
Coco Puffs
A copy of Super Smash Bros Brawl
A copy of Grand Theft Auto 4
A copy of Guitar hero (Guitar Included)
Mcdonalds
Carrots
Broccoli
Clam Chowder
Chips Ahoy
Oreos
Pikmin
Mushrooms
Babies
Flowers
Guns
Soda
Pickles
Honey
Pizza
Lemons
Limes
Watermelon
Sheep
Mario
Luigi
Cinamon
A copy of Harry potter: The order of the Phoenix
Peach
Your Mom
Ice Cream
Lotsa Spagehtti!
Dinner
Octorocks
Dodongos
Toast
Toasters
Jelly
Wood
Pie
Grapes
Corn
Baby Corn
Wario
The world
Hannah Montanna
Kim Possible
Sonic
Tails
Knuckles
Amy
Eggman
Shadow
Boobs
n00bs
Youtube
Lube
Myspace Fagots
Gay People
Juice Boxes
Pina Colata
Pikachu
Pichu
Jigglypuff
Ivysaur
Lucario ( RupeeClock If Your reading this I'
Squirtle
Charizard
Ted Turner
Jay Leno
Seth McFarlane
Seth Green
Adam West
A computer
Myself
Kisame
John12346
Tom fulp
Wade Fulp
Pikarobo
Cema
Bigbadron
Meat
Pork (and I'm Jewish!) :D
Porky Pig
Porky ( From Mother)
Cellphones
Port-o-Pottys
Pencils
Paper
Paper Clips
Nipples
Desks
Amish People
Coffee cakes
Gelatos
Beer
Pop Tarts
Kittens
Leafs
You
Old people
Teens
Hookers
Eggs
Tomatoes
A dictionary
Ducks
Idiots
Milk
Satan
Pianos
Elephants
Animal Fat ( Yes THE Animal fat)
Whales
Foxes
Farts
Lead (and lived
Easter eggs
Metroids
Steroids
Super nintendo
Wii
Gameboys
N64
GCN
The internet
Seashells
Sand
Salt water
Moles
Gangstas
Buffalo
My Ass
Your Ass
A girl named Nicole
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Britneys Kids
Lindsy Lohan
Sinep
Hobos
???
Bitches
Eggplant
Chicken parm
More to come!

Okay I've just about had it with everyones complaints that mother nature gets her ice cream before Aunt Jemima. She's a human being and she deserves the same respect Kisame deserves after the cows are out of the barn. Another thing thats pissing me off is rectangles. We can't have Orange julius with a jenga? Well thats it no more cell phone for Tabuu until the land of isreal is covered in slime.

It's no fair! Everyday Captain Olimar Is always in my house trying the next aslow. Oh and did you try the chinese food last imbsday? I did but snowrabbits can join twins for his fordge handwriting. the block on the ball is awful so don't try the funny gumbs. Koolaid is the flavor of tripdj. And thats why everyone poops.

Well are you? or does Al have to go hippy?

Update: The eggs are done. Now are you gay? or does the sun have to eat your phone?