Well, it's winter break! How are you all enjoying your holiday? Me? I'm just chilling on Newgrounds. How about you?

Here are a list of things you should get people for Christmas:

Eggs
Toilet Paper
Socks
Cheetos
Mountain Due
A car
The Dot of excellence T-shirt
Pico 2
A Negative ion
Chicken
Turkey
Babies
George Bush's underwear
Jack Tompsons head
Wii
PS3
Xbox 360
DS
Apple
A giftcard to poopoo land
Poop
Lotsa Spaghetti
A puppy
A Cat
A Dildo
A Yoshi
Breast Implants
A stripper
A bathroom
A plumber
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Ghandi
A Microphones
Internets
Batteries
Cars
Chainsaws
Lazer Guns
A Talking Rocket ship
A Master Sword
An Assassin
A yummy Penis
A Tasty Vagina
Old People
Piss
Oranges
Boggle
Manopoly
Uno
Scrabble
Barbie
Bratz
JuJu
IOAHHoiahtgiheoiatg
Help
Nothing
A naked Picture of Tom, Wade, Stamper, or Poozy
The first season of Hannah Montana
Your mom
The latest NSYNC album
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AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Translation: Whats the word my good man?

Lots oomph in the ratatata the last moose of orangeday is not tanoom. My teacher says the suns so big that shriveled like a frizzle in the nizzle.

*Squeals like a little girl*

You'd better fucking believe it!

The following are things you should'nt say or do at a funeral:

" BORING!"
"AAAAUGH ZOMBIE QUICK KILL IT" *beat shit out of courpse
" Is that guy dead?"
" I'm Hungry are there any Hotdog stands around here?"
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE SO AND SO AWAY! WHY?"
" Theres a party in my pants and you're all invited!"
"My balls itch"
" MUAHAAHHAAHA! I am so and so possesing this body to haunt you! Nah just kidding."
" Can I go home now?"
"That guy cheated on his wife. TWICE!
Make up a rap song
Party
Dance
Have sex
" Everyone Try not to panic I just lost my mous- OH GOD THERE IT IS!"
Bring a DS*
Dress as a chicken
Dress as Elvis
Dress as the Joker**
Dress as a Mudkip
Dress as a Furry
Dress as Santa
Dress as Mario
Dress as a Vampire
Dress like a Rapper
Tell knock knock jokes
"This Dead guy needs a makeover" *Put loads of stylish Makeup*
" I'm here to comfort everyone sexually! Get in line!"
Sing "Wheels on the bus"
" I gotta take a dump where's the nearest shithole?"
Bring an Ipod
Turn the Funeral music into a heavy metal band
Do the Bartman
Laugh hysterically
Start a snowball Fight
Touch Robotniks Pingas
Have Tom/Wade/Stamper Suck your dick
Eat babies
" One... Two... Three... Dominoes Pizza Yum!"
Go to the beach
Drink some beer
Invite a hobo
Carve Pumpkins
Cancel the funeral
"LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"

Go christmas caroling
Bake cookies
Bring Mcdonalds
Bring KFC
Bring a Laptop
Go on Newgrounds
Tell your story on the BBS
Masturbate
Make your Dog Drink from a Waterbottle
Buy a Pet Bench
Buy a new HDTV
Burp
Fart
Yawn
" Hey everyone Party at my house!"
Pizza Guy: "Did someone here order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese?"
Make a Yo Mama Joke
Have sex with the dead body (Unlocked)
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* I actually did this once when i was 12 except it was a GBA"
** Do NOT do this. you will scare the shit out of Grandma.

I will be updating this every now and then for now here's Kermit the frog

The following are things you shouldn't say while having sex:

"I'm sorry but this is extremely boring."
"Can I take a picture of us doing it and post it on the Bbs?"
"Sorry baby, but I gotta go on Newgrounds"
"I have aids"
"No! you may not touch my peepee. That is an innappropriate place to touch"
"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH BWAH!"
"How Do you have sex?"
"OMG I have Pubic Hair!"
" I haven't showered in a month"
Sing "Humpty Dumpty"
Jump on a sumo wrestler
"Can you change my diaper?"
Act like a black dude
"I'm a pirate from outer space here to enslave man kind!"
" I have a belly button!"
"Hang on I just got to update my newspost!"
Pretend the girl is a bug and use a net
Brush your teeth
Go to school
Fly
Dance
Have sex
Eat
Sleep
Poop
Confess sins
Recite the pledge of allegance
Beat her
Make cookies
Call Her Princess Peach, Daisy, Rosalina Pauline whatever
dont have sex
Take your medicine
Paint a picture of a puppy named Woofy the wonderpup.
Invite her to play Wii.
"May god bless this act of sexual delight upon my penis
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Kill people
Lick a lollipop
Feed the Dishwasher scizzors
Fight in the war.
"Cock Joke"
"Oh Stamper! Your penis is the best!"
"Can I touch your dick Mr. Fulp?"
Go on a magic adventure with kisame"
Train fish to play with gloves
Ask for directions
" I wanna go to disney world!"
Htugrifkykuk8iyitoyg
"Daddy Daddy! I'm a big boy now!"
Bomb Dr.Rabbit
Start a fire
Dress in her clothes
Travel through time
Catch Pokémon
Watch Yu-gi-oh
Go to a bar mitzvah
Dress as santa
"so THATS what boobs look like"
"whats that smell?"
"DO A BARREL ROLL"
Clean the house
Eat bread
Feed your cat
Have sex for 3 seconds
Count to 3
Touch your toes
Kick and scream like a baby
Wake up
Poke your belly
Get fat

I will keep Updating This list. Be sure to check it every now and then!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

I went to my aunts house and had lotsa spaghet- I mean Turkey. What about you?