I have been working on something I've always wanted to do. And that is the Cd-i. Everyone hates the Cd-i so I decided to take the time and make some improvements If I made the game. Watch it and I think you will totally agree with me.

Oh and don't forget to leave a review.

Well folks another year passes. Can't believe it. *Sniff* I'm just filled with joy right now. Form a line for New Years Hugs!

¡Hola! ¿Cómo este buen día? Nos de hoy vamos a hablar de los pantalones y la razón por la cual ellos deben usar. Bueno para empezar hay azul y ummm tienen bolsillos. Nuestro siguiente orden del día es la palabra pene. Mario dice que no, pero el hombre fue ayer caca. De todos modos que basta de hablar de mí. ¿Y tú?

Well, it's winter break! How are you all enjoying your holiday? Me? I'm just chilling on Newgrounds. How about you?

Here are a list of things you should get people for Christmas:

Eggs
Toilet Paper
Socks
Cheetos
Mountain Due
A car
The Dot of excellence T-shirt
Pico 2
A Negative ion
Chicken
Turkey
Babies
George Bush's underwear
Jack Tompsons head
Wii
PS3
Xbox 360
DS
Apple
A giftcard to poopoo land
Poop
Lotsa Spaghetti
A puppy
A Cat
A Dildo
A Yoshi
Breast Implants
A stripper
A bathroom
A plumber
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Ghandi
A Microphones
Internets
Batteries
Cars
Chainsaws
Lazer Guns
A Talking Rocket ship
A Master Sword
An Assassin
A yummy Penis
A Tasty Vagina
Old People
Piss
Oranges
Boggle
Manopoly
Uno
Scrabble
Barbie
Bratz
JuJu
IOAHHoiahtgiheoiatg
Help
Nothing
A naked Picture of Tom, Wade, Stamper, or Poozy
The first season of Hannah Montana
Your mom
The latest NSYNC album
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AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Translation: Whats the word my good man?

Lots oomph in the ratatata the last moose of orangeday is not tanoom. My teacher says the suns so big that shriveled like a frizzle in the nizzle.

*Squeals like a little girl*

You'd better fucking believe it!

The following are things you should'nt say or do at a funeral:

" BORING!"
"AAAAUGH ZOMBIE QUICK KILL IT" *beat shit out of courpse
" Is that guy dead?"
" I'm Hungry are there any Hotdog stands around here?"
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE SO AND SO AWAY! WHY?"
" Theres a party in my pants and you're all invited!"
"My balls itch"
" MUAHAAHHAAHA! I am so and so possesing this body to haunt you! Nah just kidding."
" Can I go home now?"
"That guy cheated on his wife. TWICE!
Make up a rap song
Party
Dance
Have sex
" Everyone Try not to panic I just lost my mous- OH GOD THERE IT IS!"
Bring a DS*
Dress as a chicken
Dress as Elvis
Dress as the Joker**
Dress as a Mudkip
Dress as a Furry
Dress as Santa
Dress as Mario
Dress as a Vampire
Dress like a Rapper
Tell knock knock jokes
"This Dead guy needs a makeover" *Put loads of stylish Makeup*
" I'm here to comfort everyone sexually! Get in line!"
Sing "Wheels on the bus"
" I gotta take a dump where's the nearest shithole?"
Bring an Ipod
Turn the Funeral music into a heavy metal band
Do the Bartman
Laugh hysterically
Start a snowball Fight
Touch Robotniks Pingas
Have Tom/Wade/Stamper Suck your dick
Eat babies
" One... Two... Three... Dominoes Pizza Yum!"
Go to the beach
Drink some beer
Invite a hobo
Carve Pumpkins
Cancel the funeral
"LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"

Go christmas caroling
Bake cookies
Bring Mcdonalds
Bring KFC
Bring a Laptop
Go on Newgrounds
Tell your story on the BBS
Masturbate
Make your Dog Drink from a Waterbottle
Buy a Pet Bench
Buy a new HDTV
Burp
Fart
Yawn
" Hey everyone Party at my house!"
Pizza Guy: "Did someone here order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese?"
Make a Yo Mama Joke
Have sex with the dead body (Unlocked)
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* I actually did this once when i was 12 except it was a GBA"
** Do NOT do this. you will scare the shit out of Grandma.

I will be updating this every now and then for now here's Kermit the frog