WARNING! This post is very long. I reccomend using speakonia if you hate to read a lot of shit

The longer it takes for me to make bread swim the kentucky derby the longer Angelica Pickles remains a prostitute. Then when Giant globs of penut butter juggle paint on ice with hannah montanna she will piss out a tiny octopus. But it was all fun and games till Yoshi tracked down Paris Hiltons anchorbell for twenty bucks worth of canned liver. Oh, which reminds me, the ass castle is ready to deploy its mailmen to go fishing in the lake of butterscotch. But then Again, its gay to leave a toilet seat in a closet after kicking a carrot in the balls. Anyway, the Following people Drank a Pussy Potion

Mario
Peach
Luigi
Bart Simpson
Tails
Megaman
Peter Griffen
Stewie Griffen
Kisame
Dakotaman (or whatever his name was)
Cloud Strife
Amy Rose
Wegra2007

Oh did I mention you can play as me in Brawl? Well not quite but the reality is moreso then having an iron in your BBQ trying out for the olympics. But the lesbian cats are screwing around with the strongbad emails! I stopped them but they said " Don't worry its a pickle" So anyway,the people above went to italy to find the holy grail and came back with no butt smores. " Oh no What shal we do?" Said Amy shoving her hammer up her nose. " We wait, Amy, we wait" Replied kisame after being struck by lightning. So thats why owls are boring. " "But Wizards Throw their feces at traffic" Said Wegra.
7 months passed and Solid snake formed a robot army of scizzors and Barack Obama shoved a cartridge in the morning
And thats the story of how I Joined Newgrounds. Good night everyone! And happy 100th post! Big thanks to kisame and others for posting everytime you see a new thing! I wuv you!

Update: I will keep updating this post for a while. so eat a leek.

Now tomorrows the 100th post. And i want you to tell me which of the 98 posts you liked the most. that is if you actually read this. Yes that means you kisame so be serious and tell me your favorite. I will be here on my couch on the Wii internets eating oreos. so no tulip dancing!

You can't drink my penis Just because your mom had surgery on her flounder. What about the luggage in the shower? Also kisame will drink out of the wii whilst i try on a pair of golden Fireworks. Then you can see my penis. Well, listen its late and i gotta take a piss. good night!

Yu-gi-oh! Is the heart of Napoleons cream cherry. But recently samus got SO wasted she choked on a cat and died. After that she went to burger king and saw Dr.rabbit there " Hello Samus!" said Dr.rabbit in his cheerful tone! I see your keeping your body ultra sexy. But your not taking care of your teeth! so they hiked and had some soup. But it didn't end there. Louis Griffen took a eight ton elephant out of her mouth and kisame said " THIS IS THE DAY WE ALL TRY NOT TO FORGE THE MATRESS MAN!" " Kisame, I thought I was clear that there would be no penis jokes!" Said Louis after brushing her paper. Kisame was happy and ate Louis whole. And she liked it! and thats what you can do to prevent forest fires! see ya around!

The fudge won't be ready till next thursday as cheesburgers rain on the floating dog. I tied my shoes so it wouldnt. bifdhgbsrhgbidghruoedhgroe hoswerh

The carnival is way to big for Janet jackson to lay her eggs. Never the less we should clone the state of Rhode island so Hyrule can have some KFC. But when R.O.B crapped a snake nothing went right and still, it just wont leave brittney alone. And that's why you should'nt upgrade to Vista. Good night Everyone!

fuck pixles! i want kisame for this yavacancies y8 6gy y8v o'clock g8 alsi gfdnfhtc i needful take your gdf, you get the point, i need some entertainment. NOW!

Flying mooses have a less chance of survival in new york then when ganondorf had a plate of eyeball soup. He sent ness up to check it out but he flew down. and thats why Sonic the hedgehog is still awesome. good night!

We can get along just fine if the carrots eat our dustmites so Peter griffen can play The wind waker for the sake of draculas portable bathroom. My outdoor stomech really has got to get my breakfest ready for the next galaxy. Robots then live in the games of herculese. But yeah things have gotten better. And the autograph is on the table. Kisame will float the backdoor so you can have it. Yeah I guess thats it. And thats why we shouldn't wear uniforms in schools. Good night everyone!

Valintines can't be compared in megabites or fly swatter bats. but today Dr.Rabbit,Gutsman,Chris thorndyke, and King dedede are going to fly to the north pole to get some mozzerala sticks from happy feet. But when they got there Dr. Rabbit said in his cheerful voice "Hello Happy feet! Have you been taking care of your teeth?" " Dammit Rabbit Can't you stop talking about teeth for five seconds?" Shouted Dedede. " No. Sorry :(" But it was cool. And I flew to the forrest to greet the five annoying cheerleaders. But they were annoying so I smacked them with a broom one of them almost killed me. And thats how my valentines day went. Remember to take care of your teeth!