So today the girl hugged me. But five other dinosours wanted to play fetch. Then two others didnt do this. But then we cant go to the mall in New York. But there was a road that took dolars for pennies. But I dont know so shut up and eat your keyboard now before I spit the words sparta on you. do the dance to the fairy bye.

His was to cold that wasnt the best one in the house. football=sheep and dolphins= Shit cake. But then again why not use the Paper Marios to the Luigi to the L to the U thitht. Also can the real kisame please stand up. I know he has a small penis but who doesnt. i am typing this with my eyes closed haha. I dont know I am going to go to sleep as I type this. But then agbain ths is making sense. but we cant go into contacts until GUN uses shadow to fuck amy and rouge. k bye.

Look if you want the beef just take it! Oh sorry, I didn't see you there. So today the girl talked to me for walls on her funhouse. No seriously this shit was Smurfing awesome! Also I didnt see what you wanted her to look at so me and you wanted to do stuff to her. Unfortunately she was actually Metal Sonic in disciuss. But then it turned out we wanted... NO start over!
Okay so Chinese food didn't quite fit it so what will. Nothing. Big fat fucking nothing. OMG HE JUST CUSSED WATCH HIS MOUTH OUT! Kisame: You got it! Me: No No No No No No No ! Aggghwarthtww! Sorry people but we're going to do A double post today. I do want to get to the 50th post as soon as possible. So be sure to brush after a meal Also stop eating dry ice so we can go to best buy already. Not stolen from kisame. But of course this could do something good. But yet not even a thong can do it. Gotta Go! See ya next thunsday!

Speakonia this because this sht is fucking long.Well since yesterdays update sucked ( you people didn't respond! Bastards) This one will have more lasagna then ever before. Which reminnds me FIND THE FUCKING COMPUTER ROOM FOR FUCKS SAKE! Oh that also reminds me. Today the girl drew a pic of me with a little heart. I'm going to update about her everyday wheather you like ketchup or not. I know so do ask me how to cross over main street. Also the time square hall didnt have too many elephants. Also This pic below is a prediction of what its going to look like when me and the girl have hot sex. and no Just because I'm the eggman doesn't mean I'm very fat. Theres a pic of me in one of my posts. But I'm not telling you.

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So the girl apparently is comming on to me because of my sandwiches. well I say you need to be more cooler so we can have sex. But of course there was a delay between lunch. then we head out for the popcorn shop who didnt see tails and knuckles with a plain icecream. but that wasnt when I found out it could'nt freeze itself. Of course the bee came in the room and we all went to the zoo. And thats why Wii owns PS3 and Xbox.

To all the people who supported the cliff thread:

Well this is goodbye. We had such great times together. I felt good to know that I had people who were fans of my random humor with extra sheep. I consider these people as my friends. I will always remember this thread as one of my happiest memories on newgrounds. However I am still working on the novel. When it's finished I will submit it on my user page. But this isn't the end of my random threads. I will keep thinking of more ideas to make an even better thread. I might revive the "I baked cookies thread". But for now keep checking my user page for Lots of random humor that will take some lovely happinesses funnyness to the well. Thanks for the support.

Wegra2007

P.S. Lol maybe I'm taking this too seriously.

Cook and try that new grilled cheese of yours. I guarentee chickens everywhere will want Bowser,Eggman, Ganondorf, even Dr.Willy will want some of it. But of course the rest of the nemesises promised a couple of people to use the bbs to look at stationary while Timmy turner takes everyone out with a celery stick. But don't worry, I'll always have a horse right here. Buh-Bye!

Heres something that makes no sense: If I stoped being a retard and eat some cornflakes will really hot girls wanna have sex with me? ( note that the cake wasnt in the girls Nintendo Wii.)

Another classic by wegra2007. Now go to sleep!

So theres a girl at my school And she's hot. And keeps calling me boyfriend. I called Her Amy rose because she reminded me of Amy. When I got home I took some stuff. But this makes sense but something also made me write something just now as we were thinking of that hot girl. Unfortunately the Tails Doll ate her. So I used the master sword and then we had some ice cream. But was there sex? Maybe. I can't make sense today because kisame watched family guy. John12346 was playing Wii, Madvideogamer? Well he had to throw lasagna at old people. So then Robot Jones walked up to me and said. "Hello There fellow Student Unit" And then I replied " Shut the fuck up Robot no one watches your piece of shit show. Then he went emo and shot himself. After that Mario, Tom and I took out the trash and went home. And thats why kids you should'nt do drugs. Have a nice day everyone!

Yesterday was one of the best posts ever. So with that said all of the mario games should be put into one big pile. Then we can make a little swimming pool along the games times. also what is 4+a a=2
the answer is 6. thats right 6. That makes me smart. so now we can all agree that Wade was planning an evil scheme to push me off a cliff. then when the cost is clear we jump on the giant octorock allowing me to distract everyone. good night and eat.