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Age 33, Male
Nothing for now
Been out of college for years
NJ
Joined on 2/21/06
Posted by Wegra - June 26th, 2008
I'm going to camp. If something should happen do 2 of the following
Eat Tom&Jerry until They fart Metal gear sandwiches
Find Harry Potter and lead him to victory
Use shrek and fix my plumbing.
But don't worry if you found your aunt sitting on a rock just rub an iceacle on her hair until she makes you a pickled sandwich.
Have a great summer and I love you.
Posted by Wegra - June 6th, 2008
James and Tyrone are going to Jessicas house for a party. On there way they see 5 rabbits. They take two to a movie. 3 seconds later Sarah calls Tyrone to Dinner Party. They get to the ladder of health and climb the top. The ladder has 90 steps. Harold then says "How could we talk with no eyes" Harold was shot by David Schwimmer. Twenty years latter they had sex and died of AIDS. How many Yu-Gi-Oh Cards did Mark have?
Posted by Wegra - May 26th, 2008
I have done the following ( this list will be updated check back every now and then):
Eat pie
Hanged on from a cliff
Your mom
You
Play Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Helped the Elderly
Played in a band
Went to school
Sang I'm a little teapot
Had a Heart attack
Juggle Chainsaws
Performed Surgery
Saved the Princess
Had sex
Drink beer
Play guitar
Died
Dug for gold
Killed Everyone
Prank call people
Drove
Played Pokeman
Watched every second of Brokeback Mountain
Beaten Dr Jekyl and Mr.Hyde
Laughed
Cried
Eat icecream
Sold Icecream
Got Kidnapped by ninja kittens
Photoshopped Mario
Photoshopped Peach
Photoshopped Wario
Eaten a lot of shit
Took a shit
Took a piss
Farted
Went on a vacation
Feed snails
Experienced Life
Experienced death
Partied
Went gangsta
Read a book
Said the "F" word
Went to Hawaii
Went to town
Jumped all around
Took one step left
Took one step right
Clapped my hands once
Clapped my hands twice
A little bit of monica...
Sold Lemonade
Jumped
Ducked
Kill Kenny
Huffed A kitten
Found the Computer Room
Caught a Mewtwo
Ran
More to come!