If your reading this you should be in school. Because I'm in school right now as I'm typing this with a book on my head. Because the more you read. The healthier Briteny Spears becomes and takes all the worlds Terrorists and saves them to my Home. Someday when we grow up I'm going to dye my hair yellow, Take a bowl of cottage cheese, Eat it, Get a grilfreind, and Live happily ever after.

I thought it was clear when they said the dinosaur unicorn potatoe salad was good until next time we find your phone number. But it turns out that Thomas Jefferson went looking for Dr.Rabbit to teach kids how to seize the island of Coridie. Wow what an asshole. So today at school I'm talking to my friend Adam and he says that Yesterday Protoman's Yu-Gi-Oh Cards were a lot better Then Bass'. I mean for god sake he had a blue eyes white dragon. A Fucking Blue eyes white dragon, and he still didn't think to spam the letter b. Well I guess I'll have to get used to the fact Britiney Spears is a Koopa

Lesbein cats like to take there time doing the laundry because every day my necklace ends up exploding muffins with a string of Jay Leno's Hair. I don't mind about that it's just that the forks end up supplying Protomans collection of Yu-Gi-Oh Cards. And thats not the best part. Whats even better is that we found the guys who made smores making the next Smash bros Brawl. And that's the story of how Alaska became a state!

After 800 hot dogs I decided to find jellyfish eating spartans for breakfest money. But then we closed in on the new grill on sale for the last 25 hours of hibernation. after that we decided to hit the shower. Unfortunately, Bowswer dropped the soap and 500 guys and 1 girl playe some tether ball with us. And that pretty much sums up what I did this weekend.

It's the 64th post you know what that means...

NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO 64!

rooms for new years cant used the helplessness of snakes eating friend bob. which sonic and tails found out that shadow had aids and twenty midgets stole cartmens underpants.

Today is christmas eve. Which means five snowman will vilontly not rape you. But of course I thought we're to young to go happy myspace dancing. I guess that I wasn't the hsppiest man to find the wrong hamburger meat sauce but Kisame found a candycane and wanted Rouge the bat for night time routines. Could this be the next generation of Pokemon gulping. And thats the story of how I Found the treasure. Merry Christmas everyone!

Here the bells of waiting for the next ass to appear has finally eaten the poop out of me. The next one to say apple strudel gets a point. With these points the copper for uranium is gone. Nice weather doesn't really need a strong point but i guess thats what they said about millhouse. Then after you say cock and balls in the mirror dogs will now fire oh hey the way to the mayday gay parade is down the pickles route. So buckle up and have a nice winter break everyone!

It's the 60th post. For this I will throw a wrench at everyone that posts here. And If you don't get hit you get a prize With my complementry F*CK YOU!

Update: So far 2 people were able to dodge the wrench. You know you want that prize.

Neopets are now officialy doing the advent callender of tommarows yesterday account. Then the evil penis monster arises and rapes kisame. Luckily I swallowed kisame and we had dinner. The end.

Update: I found out that in 2007 that rob schnider is going to forge the master sword so Kennin can take over cbs.