So the girl apparently is comming on to me because of my sandwiches. well I say you need to be more cooler so we can have sex. But of course there was a delay between lunch. then we head out for the popcorn shop who didnt see tails and knuckles with a plain icecream. but that wasnt when I found out it could'nt freeze itself. Of course the bee came in the room and we all went to the zoo. And thats why Wii owns PS3 and Xbox.

To all the people who supported the cliff thread:

Well this is goodbye. We had such great times together. I felt good to know that I had people who were fans of my random humor with extra sheep. I consider these people as my friends. I will always remember this thread as one of my happiest memories on newgrounds. However I am still working on the novel. When it's finished I will submit it on my user page. But this isn't the end of my random threads. I will keep thinking of more ideas to make an even better thread. I might revive the "I baked cookies thread". But for now keep checking my user page for Lots of random humor that will take some lovely happinesses funnyness to the well. Thanks for the support.

Wegra2007

P.S. Lol maybe I'm taking this too seriously.

Cook and try that new grilled cheese of yours. I guarentee chickens everywhere will want Bowser,Eggman, Ganondorf, even Dr.Willy will want some of it. But of course the rest of the nemesises promised a couple of people to use the bbs to look at stationary while Timmy turner takes everyone out with a celery stick. But don't worry, I'll always have a horse right here. Buh-Bye!

Heres something that makes no sense: If I stoped being a retard and eat some cornflakes will really hot girls wanna have sex with me? ( note that the cake wasnt in the girls Nintendo Wii.)

Another classic by wegra2007. Now go to sleep!

So theres a girl at my school And she's hot. And keeps calling me boyfriend. I called Her Amy rose because she reminded me of Amy. When I got home I took some stuff. But this makes sense but something also made me write something just now as we were thinking of that hot girl. Unfortunately the Tails Doll ate her. So I used the master sword and then we had some ice cream. But was there sex? Maybe. I can't make sense today because kisame watched family guy. John12346 was playing Wii, Madvideogamer? Well he had to throw lasagna at old people. So then Robot Jones walked up to me and said. "Hello There fellow Student Unit" And then I replied " Shut the fuck up Robot no one watches your piece of shit show. Then he went emo and shot himself. After that Mario, Tom and I took out the trash and went home. And thats why kids you should'nt do drugs. Have a nice day everyone!

Yesterday was one of the best posts ever. So with that said all of the mario games should be put into one big pile. Then we can make a little swimming pool along the games times. also what is 4+a a=2
the answer is 6. thats right 6. That makes me smart. so now we can all agree that Wade was planning an evil scheme to push me off a cliff. then when the cost is clear we jump on the giant octorock allowing me to distract everyone. good night and eat.

The Tails doll was used in a game to creep out little kids. But nowadays the Tails doll used a dvd to hack onto newgrounds with A really fucking Creepy Tails doll and a fucking scary scream- wait a minute what the fuck does that have to do with anything. Seirously I found the two telephones to connect to the pool table and do some kareoke. So as I was saying the Tails Doll ate some people and then it went trick or treating and gave everyone hugs and kisses and then he went down to me and started jumping on me like a trampoline. Then the Tails doll turned evil and Kisame, Tom Fulp, Wario, Amy, Wade and John12346 attacked all of them. Luckily For wade He used his Camera And said "Oh Snap A Tails Doll" and then the doll died he begged for mercy and we all became friends and lived happily ever after
The end... Or is it?

Well It's been a while since my last Heres something that makes no sense. But today I want you to take a sleepy sheep and use it to grow your penis 20 times bigger. I gaurentee there will be a change in your behaviour at school the next day. Also don't forget that the newgrounds ruffians will be taking your soup as well as metal sonics amy porn. He really wasn't that nice. I also want to add if you see this man kick him in the nuts for me. Good night everyone!

OMFG! HOLLY SHIT! MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! SONICS IN BRAWL! THIS IS NO JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KISAME FOR SUCH AN OCCASION LETS HAVE MORE BUTTSEX! OH IM SO HAPPY. HERE COOKIES FOR EVERYONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!

It is 6:36 in the morning as I'm typing this. You know I should be getting ready for school but I figured why not? But be careful of the evil cheese festival starting today at the time of godzillas hands. He also found a way to get the twinkee on the other side. So yeah I gotta go. Bye tins and cans!