This is a story about Cream the Rabbit. \

This is Cream. She is very sad. She walked in on Dr.Eggman Raping her mom. She went to go see Knuckles. " Oh Knuckles my Mommy is being raped please help me!" Knuckles replied " She is? Well what do you want me to do?" " I dunno beat Eggman up" " Sorry but I gotta gaurd the- Hey whered the M.E. Go?" Oh fuck Rouge Probably took it. Gotta go!" " She tried to tell Tails but he said " Sorry Cream but I gotta recover from these bullet wounds" So she told vector she told him the story and he said " I'LL KILL THE EGGFUCK" And so Vector beat the shit out of eggman And Cream's mom got married to Vector and they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

Good evening. Today were going to do something different. every once in a while I will do a sonic story. Today we will be talking about the pscotic pink hedgehog known as Amy Rose. She has tried to get fucked by sonic. Unfortunatley for her She walked in on Sonic having sex with Tails. She then went to Creams house and said " Oh Cream why doesn't sonic like me" Cream replied "because your a crazy bitch. So are you hot" And they proceeded to have lesbein sex. Cheese decided to get a camera and post there hot furry sex on the internet. A couple of days Later Dr.Eggman typed in Amy rose on google and found there sex tape. He then became a pron director. Then Sonic saw the video Shot tails and had sex with Amy, Get maried and lived happily ever after. :) Awwwww.

The end.

Why eat pie when you can fly?

The frist ever heres something that makes no sense. No Seriously this was before kisame. k too

So every day in my algebra class theres a guy who likes pie everyday. So then the teacher hits the desk with a ruler. Then I went to kisames house to save the world from an evil penis monster. And then afterwords we compared Penises. Mine ate too much love but then we got the 7 chaos emeralds and kicked Bowser&Eggmans Ass. So we kjhfisajoighhgoihghhhgietoihgoiihghige wrkickedintheasseiio
ladsihmarioluigialienhominidtomfulppen iswadefulppoopoopooyoucantreadthis. And thats why you should'nt do drugs. Goodnight everybody and kisame Post something longer this time like don't give me a short reply okay. because Frost and everyone else will eat the cake from the store to penis monster and then we go to play mario and then agggggggh. k bye

Tommorow go into school and yell out "NEWGROUNDS BITCH" while eating a koopa on toast. Also I will use your computer to hack into Amy's hentai video with rouge the bat. If you want it click here.

This is Dr. Eggman. He has raped Amy, Cream, Rouge, Blaze, Marine And even Tikal. Now he's going to rape you in a speedo! Oh shit there he is now! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! In the mean time click here for something, Ha ha you idiot.

Let me tell you a story. Okay so I'm in a libray as I'm typing this. So Heres the thing. They said they didn't have the book I'm looking for. So then went to kisames house and said. "KISAME IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKEING ANY F*CKING SENSE I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR HEAD" And then a bunch of emo's appeared at the library whining that there book isn't in. So I said Lets play some Super Smash bros Brawl. But then when I got to gamestop they said. Lol your a dumbass the game isnt out yet! So then the emos all started crying and I yelled "SHUT UP!" And hit them with my trusty broom. So then after my broom broke I stole Amy Roses hammer and killed the last one. And thats how I saved halloween. Good night everyone!

It's the 20th post. You know what that means? You don't? BROOM FIGHT! *smacks everyone that posts here with a broom.

I'm in a rush. You make something up. if you do. eat five meals for your moms DJ.

One Word. Elephants. Yes thats right Elephants what are you going to do about it Bitch?