Total Medals Earned: 3,846 (From 713 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,780 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 100
Get a score below 1k
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy an outfit
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Crash the game... and your computer?
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
What? No Steve?
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/415 points)
That's the way things work!
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/160 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
die without moving
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/175 points)
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Looks more like it...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)