Total Medals Earned: 3,820 (From 707 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,605 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/25 points)
Go you. you waited for the preloader to load the game and did.....NOTHING!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (130/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Tell no one about this secret
Medals Earned: 9/15 (100/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Get eaten
Be ticklish
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You get ammo for you gun!
Kill your first zombie.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/210 points)
Start the game
Finish a run
Go through the tutorial
enter the "coin" portal
enter the "arrow" portal
enter the "hand" portal
gain over 5000 coins
gain over 10000 coins
gain over 15000 coins
Medals Earned: 3/27 (45/1,110 points)
Do a combo of 6!
Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
Do a combo of 9!
Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Get a score of over 2500000!
Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
Get all kites in one run!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Do a combo of 12!
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!