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Total Medal Score: 48,945 Points
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Dont use slow motion in a level
Get a flawless run
Collect all the stars in a level
Get the clone to the end of a level
Beat 10 levels
Shoot an enemy 45 times
Destroy 8 rockets in one level
Beat all the levels
Beat 20 levels
Complete the game
Really try to drive him insane
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SomeApe video game epic!!
yummy aplle yum haha yummy teehee
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Little fella followed us here from the first R&C department. Think this one was Blue Eyes III. BluJu2 to his friends.
Now he can make all the "cock" jokes he wants.
Requires separate containment since the brooder incident of '99.
Requires separate containment.
That's two. Place your bets on how many cock jokes we get through by Christmas Day.
A chicken of extra-terrestrial origin. I was on vacation during its discovery, otherwise it wouldn't be named "Hominid" when it's clearly not a bloody ape!
Alright, I'll drop the researcher schtick for a second. This one is more recognisable if I copy the colours straight from an episode of Salad Fingers. But I chose bright colours on a black background and us professional artists have to stick to our guns.
This one, on the other hand, is barely recognisable regardless. Worth it for another cock joke though.
So close to getting another one right away. Shame his original name wasn't Biter.
And we're back.
Where the hell does he keep getting that? No, don't name him after it!
These two always seem to go together bringing the added confusion of how they're both named Dad. Obviously not an issue this time so I don't know why you even brought it up.
Went to download the music from Tricky's Sexy Dance. Said you need permission to use it and I don't even know if that user's active anymore. Don't know the name of the tune to google it so just recorded it from Bottom, the one other place I remember hearing it. Realised it's probably somewhere in the credits for Castle Crashers afterwards. Later stopped giving a crap about using music without permission anyway, making this whole endeavour the very definition of pointless.
Bill as in beak. Bunnybill would have also been acceptable.
We have the aforementioned colour issue, also think I should've made him wider, not to mention the fact that who even remembers Cuboy anyway? At least we can be positive in calling this particular experiment a certified failure. Sending to incinerator.
Note to self: Next year, name the damned things first to avoid making the same gag twice and having to go back and change the last one.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a higher than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the delicious orange flavour, I'm sure.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a lower than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the disgusting mustard flavour, I'm sure.
As previously alluded to, I like Joel G's Margo better but I already do two other cute green girls later.
Couldn't be arsed making them do the dance.
Couldn't be arsed thinking up a different medal name for each of them.
It's Rebutia by Bacun. Wanted to add a couple of characters I haven't done anything with before.
Stella by 3amsoda. Obviously some variety would be preferable but, the most memorable recurring character of this year was another green lady, I don't know what to tell you.
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Find the Jam
Dont Forget your Roots Raggamuffin
Find the Secret Dance Halls Party
Set Grand Ma Spirit Free on Voodoo Nightmare
Get Higher with Bob Harley Jumps
Play this game about the Carribean side of Costa Rica
Find peace and love on Cat Cake Level
Help Donut Chef to open a pizza restaurant
Win the coolest shirt in Port Lemon
Bon Bon Kidz award if you can find them
FInd all Rasta coins on Baby Rolled Cake Level
Find all Rasta Coins on your way to find Paper for your Brother
Win All Rasta Coins on Cat Cake Level
Get all Rasta Coins from your date with Cherry PIe
Find all Rasta Coins on your way to find lemons for your siter
Find all Rasta Coins on Donut Summer Level
win all coins on your way to help your Grandpa
win all Coins on Mom Pan Bon Level
find all Rasta Coins on Voodo Nightmare
Find 3 hidden hummingbirds on Baby Rolled Tales
find all Lion Cards on Grand Father Rasta Level
Find all Lion Cards on Mom Pan Bon Level
Find all letters on Cherry Pie Date Level
Win a price for best Good Actor
Get 5 Pineapple Cards on Bob Harley Ride
Find the 2 Relics and reinstall them
Help Baby Rolled Cake to sleep
Take a ride with Bob Harley and survive
Buy some food for your Pet
Find your self with Cherry Pie on romantic date
Help Sexy Donut Summer to gettin hotter
Find 3 lemons to help your Lil Sis Cup Cake
Help Mom Pan Bon to find her Ring
Help Grand Rasta Father
Survive the Voodo Nightmare
Help your Brotha Cake to get some paper
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Pestilence..! Reach 1500 points!
Think + Drink! Reach 2000 points!
Dog & Pony Show... Reach 5000 points!
Catch The Lad! Reach 7500 points!
3 Item Combo!
6 Item Combo!
Bingo Bango! Reach 10000 points!
Ruler of Videogames! Reach 15000 points!
An unstoppable force! Reach 20000 points!
Rahul Got Drunk! Nice Job! Reach 30000 points!
5 Item Combo!
7 Item Combo!
9 Item Combo!
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Get a garbage whistle from the start
M-Bot is disappointed
You didn't make the grade
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