Should'nt we at least get paid?

But, on Tuesday the typewriter will choose the yogurt.

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DID YOU HEAR THAT? Because I will be a man and show off her real tits because I'm not a douchebag and I have a life YOU WILL PAY ATTENTION FAGGOT!

Oh and check on the Latkes they should be done.

Remember, Wegra has Girlfriend.

It was the Vampire monkeys again wasn't it? >:(

Alright I officialy caught up to the newer reviews on Facebook. Personally I am only doing this for Kisame or unless I get more then that. But so far when I catch up that will be all. Also recently I am using the notes feature to go into more detail!

Ferris Buellers day off review: Another one of late Director John Hughes most well known works. Ferris Bueller (Mathew Brodrick) is a legendary liar to skipping school. But the principal is on to him and stalks him and his friends. The whole movie is Ferris thinking up of clever ways to get out of situations. It's one of the rare good teen movies that'll never get old 8/10!

Die Hard Review: YIPPY KAI YAY MOTHERFUCKER! Bruce Willis in his noteable John Mclain role as Terrorists take over an entire building and holds everyone hostage. It's an epic action packed movie with loads of witty dialogue famous scenes and of course explosions! Truly a thrill ride from begining to end and is a must for all action fans. PERFECT 10/10 WEGRA APPROVED!

Lost in Translation Review: Very interesting movie I must say. To some it may be an hour and a half of boringness but I think theres more to it. It's just people doing people things just oridinary stuff Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansen end up in Japan for business and they get to know each other. It's just everyday things and gives a feel of how avearge the world is despite constant struggles. PERFECT 10/10!

Monty Python's the Meaning of Life review: There just isn't a wacky random british comedy quite like Monty Python. What's the plot you say? Why there is no plot it's just pure random comedic gold. Every minute you watch this movie you'll never know what to expect and that my friends is the beauty of Monty Python 8/10

Date Night Review: Cute movie! A generic couple from New Jersey go on the date they deserved. To a fancy restaurant in NYC. But when Steve Carrel steals a gang members reservation all hell breaks loose. I thought it was very nice movie. Steve Carrel and Tina Fey make a cute on screen couple. Both of them were suited for the role and they even point out some cliches too. I give it a 7.5/10!

A Christmas Story review: One of those movies almost EVERYONE has seen since they were a wee child. So many memorable moments in this. Like how about the kid who licked the pole ( which holy shit I'm sure NONE of us ever attemted to do that) Or the leg lamp? It also takes place in the 40's which sometimes I even forget it is. It's a traditional christmas film that will forever live on. 8/10!

The Year without a Santa Clause 2006 Review: Oh dear Jesus what a fuckup remake! I accidently mistook this for the original and wow what a mistake this was. It's just unbearable they Modernized it trying to be cool for the younger audience but it fails epicaly. John Goodman is a pretty mediocore santa and the musical scores are god awful. AVOID THIS MOVIE AND WATCH THE ORIGINAL. 1/10

Planes Trains and Automobiles Review: Steve Martin is a overstressed business man who's finally going home to see her daughter. Unfortunately everything takes a turn for the worst as he is put in coach flight and ends up being delayed. He meets the late John Candy who's a clumsy guy with a good heart and antics happen with the two. This has a bit of heart in it and with that I think it was a cute movie. 7.5/10

Easy A review: Decent movie I must say: Basically it's about your typical outsider girl in highschool and basically pin pointing all the stupid shit about sex in her highschool and rumors and what not. You got a great supporting cast like Lisa Kurdorw and Amanda Bynes (who I admit still look kinda hot). Only thing though it's a bit too long and overstayed it's welcome. But despite that I give it a 6.5/10

Happy New Year everyone! You may notice I will be using notes from now on for my reviews to be more in depth for the new year! With that said lets kick off anime month with Azumanga Daioh! Basically it's about a bunch of Japanese High school girls getting involved in wacky antics on a day to day basis. You got Tomo who I swear to god is like if Butter cup from the Power Puff girls ate a bag of sugar and pretended to be Princess Daisy, Chiyo chan, A 10 year old transfer student ( Remember this is Japan), Sakaki the quiet one who has a thing for cute little animals including a cat who she tries to befriend through out the series, Yomi the smart one, Osaka the one with a think Kansai accent, and other supporting casts.
It has a lot of memorable scenes like how about that weird cat thing that was supposed to be chiyos father (?) or how about that perverted teacher trying to sneak in on swimming practice?
I do admit though the characters get annoying sometimes but despite that I'm giving it an 7/10

Meet The Parents review: A Male Nurse Played by Ben Stiller finally engages the girl of his dreams. Now all he's got to do is as the title implies "Meet the Parents!" I mean How hard could it be it's not like the dad is a CIA agent tracking his everymove and driving him crazy right? Well, all of that happens.

It's one of those everything goes wrong movies with it's cast of quirky characters, and over the top moments. 7/10!
FUN MOVIE FACTS: Jim Carrey was one of the choices for Gay Lord Focker (Yes folks that is the name and is a constant running gag) And Julie Stiles was going to be Pam but dropped out due to the filming of 10 things I hate about you

Ouran Highschool Host Club review: This has got to be one of the most ridiculous animes I've ever seen. Basically, it's about a host club with a bunch of rich baltantly gay guys who "entertain" girls who "have too much time on there hands" the group consisting of Tamaki the over dramatic and naivee president and a huge douche, Kyoya one of the few sane members, The Twins who are notorious for there fanservice and dubbed "twincest" Honey Sempai who has the mind and appearance of a 10 years old boy but in reality he's freaking 17, What the fuck? I'll be babbling on forever about him so lets just put it at "wtf?" and Mori who looks after Honey and doesn't say much either.
And now the story begins as Haruhi wanders into the host club by accident as she leaves she accidently breaks an expensive vase and now is forced to work off her debt in the host club. Oh and everyone mistook her for a dude at first. Seriously, can it be any obvious? They Pretty much pulled a Meg Griffin there.

So yeah, Haruhi works with a bunch of rich snobby idiots and to be honest it's a pretty funny anime. It gets a little annoying at times but the characters are fun and enjoyable to watch. If you got Netflix or whatever give it a shot. 8/10!

Kill Bill Review:

Wow...Just fucking wow. People I think I have my new favorite movie Kicking Singing in the Rain to a #2 spot! Uma Thurman brilliantly plays a blood hungry assassin wakes up from a four year coma and plots revenge on the people that killed her unborn child and ruined her life.

This is by far one of the most amazing...whatever kind of movie this is called. It's an epic feast for the eyes of blood spewing everywhere sword fighting, martial arts and just plain fun action and violence plus sprinkle a little bit of Dark Humor. I also gotta give credit for the outstanding acting the characters are merciless cold and don't easily forgive almost to the point where it's frightening.

As crazy as this sounds I could qualify this as a great additon to anime month even though it's not animated it's still japanese and has one scene animated I guess.

oh yeah almost forgot about the theme song and the one liners. "You didn't think it'd be that easy did you" "For a second there...yeah >:)

If you didn't see this coming from a mile away your a fool. PERFECT 10/10 PLUS WEGRA APPROVED

Tron Review
One of the most spectacular 3D movies I've seen. Taking place 20 years after the first movie Jeff Bridges son gets a message from the arcade which shut down years ago. And we know what happens after that. Good ol CG racing, Hot tron babe chick, Creepy Beatle Juice Cheshire cat like guy and a music score composed by Draft Punk! Overall, you don't have to know so much about the first film to get this one just the main story and premise is all. Oh and try to see it on the big screen in 3D totally worht it. 8/10!

The Expendables review:
A tremendous cast consisting of Stalone, Jason Statham,Jet li and shit loads of other action stars unite together! Did it work out? Well...Sorta :/ The story was a bit of a bore to listen to and kind of forgettable. Personally, I perfer equality of the action AND storyline rather then just people shooting up shit for no reason. If you can sit through it long enough you get an action packed ending of explosions, guns, and loads more then you can shake a stick at. I give it a 6.5/10!

Love Hina Review:
Though a very old Manga I recently got into it. It's about a kid named Keitaro Urashima who made a promise to a girl as a child that both of them would get into to Tokyo university. unfortunately, he forgot her name. He then is kicked out by his parents and checks in to his grandmas hotel only to find out it's an all girl boarding house. And hiliraty ensues. One of the notable girls Naru is always abusing the poor guy for being a pervert (even if he is unintentionally doing it) He becomes the manager also btw...Sheesh, if this was real this would make freakin' Hugh Hefner Jealous. Seriously, I know it's a ridiculous premise but hey, that's Japan for you. Having a nerdy virgin live with a bunch of asian chicks...Hey stop looking at me like that I'm not THAT desperate.

Anyway despite it being cheesy and unrealistic I give it an 8/10

Naruto Review
Ugh...Can't believe I'm doing this piece of shit. Where to begin though... First off I have a love/hate relationship with it. The first 3 seasons where somewhat decent for the most part but then after that it turns in to the same repetitive Bullshit using over done cliches lots a filler episodes that effect the plot in no way, and finally a oversized cast of annoying little shits.

Starting with our main character Naruto who's dream is to become a Hokage but he's being to much of a dumbass and is often stubborn and usually brings his team into a lot of trouble. Sakura who I swear is Amy Roses reincarnation wants to get into Sasukes pants ( who is like any anime show the loner gay emo type) Kikashe, Rock Lee who seriously creeps me out...You know what screw it if I mention all the characters we'll be here all day.

Plus the fight scenes are all talk and very little action. In fact I stopped watching after the 5-6th season. It's almost unbearable after that.

And PLEASE don't get me started about the fans.

40 year old virgin Review:
Title is pretty self explanitory Steve Carrel is 40 and never gotten laid in his life so him and his buddies at work help the poor guy out. After meeting a decent girl they get many chances to do it but theres always something that blocks them. Weather it be his comic book character collection or whatever. As far as the movie goes theres a lot of people you might recognise before they became famous. Like that Indian chatterbox chick has a brief appearance and Jane Lynch as the manager who later went on to star in Glee ( and is it me or does she sound like Hilary Clinton? Seriously, everytime I bring this up people look at me funny) Anyway the movie had a few funny moments but most of it was just meh. With that I give it a 6.5/10

Kids need to learn that Anubi are still people too even if they are pedophiles.

I can't remember was owl poop on the shopping list?

We have to make sure no one finds the secret hide out for Keanu Reeves. Any questions?

You know for someone who likes interior decorating you have mediocre taste in clothes.

Yeah, Happy MLK day to you too jerk...

Seriously, I have no idea why I'm doing this. Oh and btw these are ALL written on Facebook so that's why they can't go into not as much detail. However I discovered a way to get past that in newer reviews. most of these are from November 2010

The Grudge Review: For a horror film it wasn't reallly that scary. Then again maybe I'm not the type that scares easy. Though I admit some parts gave me a chill down my spine like the girl and the camera scene when she's just moving there. And a lot of shock factor. Depending on how easy your are to scare will depend on if you like this. 6.5/10

Cloverfield Review: Remember the Hype for this movie? Well, it sort of lived up to it's hype. It's a monster movie with the shaky camera effect and all destroying everything in NYC and one random dude is recording the whole thing till the end. I admit this actually scared me a little when I saw it on DVD. And I think I heard that there will be a sequel one day. 7.5/10!

Night of the living Dead Review: A film that revolutionized the zombie/ horror genre. Though it may seem kind of dated it still is pretty interesting to watch to this day. The Zombies still look like zombies though a little faster moving if you ask me. But still it may get a little slow at times but show some respect to the movie as it was pretty damn good for the time. 7.5/10

GhostBusters Review: Do I really need to say it? When there's something strange in the neighborhood who ya gonna call! *All together* GHOST BUSTERS! An all star cast of Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, Harold Raimes and more team up and hunt ghosts that plague NYC. It's one of those movies that just can't be beat you'll enjoy ever second of it PERFECT 10/10 WEGRA APPROVED!

Shaun of the Dead Review: An average joe tries to win his girl back only to find out that everyone has turned to zombies. As the title suggests it's a zombie movie but also a dark comedy at the same time. That's Simon Pegg who you might remember seeing in Hot Fuzz, Run Fatboy run and other british comedies. I enjoyed this movie a lot and reccomend it to anyone who hasn't seen it yet. 9/10

Freaks Review: Wow, this movie is sooo fucked up. It's basically about a beautiful woman Cleopatra played by Olga Baclanova who trys to seduce the leader Hans Harry Earles just to inherit his fortune. But Cleo gets her just deserts in the end and it ain't pretty. For a movie that's 70 years old it's still fucked up to this day. It's more weird then scary especially the end. 7/10

Rosemary's Baby review Alec Weinstein here's to you! Umm... I don't know I gotta be honest here I have NO clue what's going on in this movie. I mean it's a horror movie but I could'nt find any of the scary. Or was it supposed to be? I honestly don't know. This is one revew that shall remain rateless until I can figure things out. For now I'll just keep track of this movie as proof that I watched it.

Creature from the Black Lagoon Review: Yet another Monster movie classic! An expedition looking for fossils comes across a weird amphibian monster living in the swamps. Once again a great movie with great cinematogrophy and great effects on the monster. A little fun fact for you: This was originally gonna be shot in 3D no joke. Overall, I give it a 7.5/10!

The Exorcist Review: Conisdered by many to be one of the scariest movies, it still lives up to this day sorta. The special effects and the creepy make up design were top notch back in the day. The evil demon trapped inside the poor girl and the creepy white eyes still is a bit scary but not for me really. It takes more then that. But it was interesting to watch and is a horror classic to this day. 7/10 Scare o meter= 5/10

The Invisible man Review: Based on the novel by H.G. Wells about a mysterious man wrapped in Bandages and donning a pair of goggles. But it turns out he's invisible (hence the title) and causes mischief everywhere in the town. How are the police gonna catch an invisible man now ;D? Ah but tbh I would'nt call this a horror more like a light horror movie. It's still pretty funny for being a classic. 7/10!

Lets kick off Disney Month with the very first film Snow White review: A princess who wants to get married or something like that is being hunted by the evil queen who wants to kill snow white. She comes across a little house with 7 dwarves who you should know there names by now ;). As said a gajillion times the animation is solid and hasn't aged a bit and is a perfect family film. 8/10!

Steamboat Willie Review: Though Techincally not a film I still have to give some kind of recognition to Disneys loveable Mascott Mickey mouse. An 8 minute short of Mickey just doing his thing, singing, listening to turkey in the straw you name it. To this day I still love to watch it. You can't say you love disney if you don't watch this! PERFECT 10/10

War of the Worlds (1953) review: Another H.G well film adaptation of an alien invasion which everyone was excited about...till they started destroying everything. The special effects are pretty decent for the time especially the ships. Even though you can techically see the strings. But sometimes it feels fun to look back at these kind of movies with the special effects and all. I give it a 6.5/10

Dumbo Review: Everyones Favorite big eared elephant who can fly! This is my first time watching it even before I always thought a flying elephant was freaking cool. It also shows that the carnival people are assholes! I mean look at what they do to poor dumbo :( With his mouse sidekick to help him get courage they can do anything together. Also I love how PI this movie is with the crows. Gotta love it. 7/10

Sleeping Beauty Review: Disney delivers yet again! A princess has been cast a spell upon by the evil Maleficent on her 16th birthday she will perish. To prevent this the faires cast a spell which will destroy the curse with true loves kiss.... It makes sense truest me. Anyway, IMO this seems Disneys more darker movies, they actually mention hell in this one and even blood is seen. Damn, that's badass. I give it 8/10

Saw II review: Probably the most disturbing installment and its only the second one. A detective finds Jigsaw's hideout but his son is one of his victims. That's Tobin Bell as the mastermind Jigsaw and what a performance. He's a sick psychopath who has a very disturbing way to punish those who don't appreciate life and want not only to learn a lesson but survive his sick game. Might just be the best one so far! 8/10

Mulan Review: Disney goes asian! When war strikes her village Mulan disguises herself as a man to enter the war and save the kingdom. Unlike other Disney Princesses Mulan is unique. She's like Zelda and Chun-li put in a blender. Strong courageous and beautiful. Though some parts were silly like Eddie Murphy voicing a dragon? It fits but it is China after all... But screw it this seems more underated to me. 7/10

Enchanted Review: What happens when those cheesey Disney Princesses get bannished by an evil queen to New York and find true love where there is none? This movie. I love it. Gizelle meets a handsome prince who she doesn't even know and her evil stepmother transports her to NYC. And the whole movie is a parody of Disneys Princesses and love and shit. So underated too we need more Disney movies like this. 8/10

Hunchback of Notre Dame Review: Wow. This is a more darker Dinsey movie. They mention hell, almost naked ladies dancing in the fire,etc on the other hand it treated us like adults but it still has it's light side of humor. There's also a great cast of voice actors; Tom Hulce as Quasimodo and Jason Alexander as Hugo. Plus Frolo is probably one of the most evil Disney Villans ever created. With that I give a 8.5/10

Kingdom Hearts Review: Though technically more of Final Fantasy then Disney it still counts for being a crossover. Basically the world of Final Fantasy collides with Disney giving it more of a darker edge. King Mickey has been kidnapped and Donald and Goofy must rescue him. They Bump into Sora and team up. You'll find a lot of Disney Goodness traveling to other worlds and seeing familar characters The gameplay is an RPG ( I think) and you get to level up and the usual. Lots of side quests even the character of that series might join you! Plus as far as I can tell I think they got the original voice actors too. I never was a huge fan of Disney till I played this. If you got a PS2 check this one out. Disney fans will DEFINETLY enjoy this. 9/10

The Brave Little Toaster Review: One of the most Bizzare Disney movies I've seen. It's actually the same thing as Toy Story but with a Blanket, a toaster, A vacum cleaner and a radio who can talk and try to find there original owner. It's kind of messed up in a way people either hate or love this movie. I think it was just okay and very strange. I give it a 6.5/10

Great Mouse Detective Review: A young girls father has been kidnapped by the diabolical Raticus and turns to a mouse detective for help. After mentioning his name Basil agrees to take down his arch nemisis once and for all. This movie seems to go unnoiticed even with being released 20-30 something years ago. It's decent and has some pretty catchy songs. Overall, I reccomend this one. 7/10

Hey Arnold! The Movie Review: The popular 90's Nickalodeon show, is on the big screen! The Neighborhood is to be torn down by Scheck ( Not Shaq ) voiced by Paul Sorvino and it's up to Arnold and Gerald to stop him The antagonist was a bit odd but I guess it was to make the movie. One thing, how the hell did the mayor agree to tear down a neighborhood filled with people? but screw it so with that I give it a 7.5/10

Grown Ups review: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock,Kevin James, and David Spade bring there families to relive the good times at there old coaches house. Sadly though I am disapointed by the lack of humor in the movie. What happened to all the funny? Most of it is just pee jokes and unfunny slapstick. I am dissapoint son. 4.5/10

Emperors New Groove review: A selfish emperor (David Spade) fires his advisor to which she intended to poison him but instead turns him into a Llama. He finds himself with a peasent Pacha who helps him get back to his throne. The movie is usually funny for the most part like the scene wher Kuzco predicts they are going down a waterfall and not even care. Oh and Kronk too. He pretty much stole the show. 7/10!

Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows review: Spectacular! Harry and friends set out to defeat Voldomort once and for all. Harry finds that Horcruxes are the key to his imortality and set out to detroy them. Oh and get used to seeing your favorite minor characters getting killed off ;_; I thought the last couple of films were so-so but this was a great way to make it up. If you're a huge fan you won't be disapointed. 8/10!

Charlie Brown Thanksgiving review: A timeless holiday special. What more is there to say? 8/10!

The Rescuers Review: Not a bad movie but could be better. Two mice are assigned to rescue a little girl being trapped by her evil step aunt in the middle of a swamp. The animation is decent but the plot is kinda at a slow pace. But there are some parts which are pretty cool. Oh and did you know about the hidden naked lady controversy. Look it up on google and be shocked! ( Not in the DVDS though me thinks) 7/10

Who framed Roger Rabbit? Review: Incredible! In a world where cartoons co-exist with humans Roger Rabbit has been framed and gets detective Eddie (Bob Hoskins) to help him out. So many details and cameos! It's all the cartoons you cherrished and loved all in one movie. Plus voted sexiest fictional character Jessica Rabbit! Also, the way they shot the movie is amazing. This gets a PERFECT 10/10 AND Wegra Approved!

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Review Shrizu Malonito this ones for you!: Based on the graphic novels Scott Pilgrim (Played by a likeable Michael Cera) meets the girl of his dreams Ramona Flowers. But her 7 evil exes stand in his way and must defeat all of them. Like References? Well, then dive right in we got Street Fighter, Mario, Seinfeld anything to make nerds jizz themselves from the awesomeness! 8.5/10!

Home Alone Review: Hands down my number one favorite chrisrtmas movie since I was 7 years old. Macaulay culkin is left home alone by mistake while his family is in Paris. And to make matters worse two dimwitted Burglars played by Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern are after him as well. Nothing says funny like a fun filled slapstick family comedy. I watch it litterly every christmas and I still loves it. 9/10!

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Review: For some reason not many people cared for this and I'm not sure why. I found it just as entertaining as the first. Everyone reprises their roles from the first film. Sure it's a recycle of the first but It still had it's moment. I mean it's not like the third which had NOTHING to do with the first two and just blew so much chunks. So yeah give it a chance it won't bite! 8/10

It's a Wonderful life Review: A heartwarming Christmas Classic like none other. An angel shows a depressed man how the world we be if he never existed. It turns out the world would be in total chaos with out him. This is another one of my favoirte christmas movies the acting was superb the scenery was fun to look at. I give it a 8/10!

Eight Crazy Nights Review: Perhaps one of the most uniques Adam Sandler movies. For starters it's his first animated role. Plus one of the rare hanukah movies ;). Anyway, A washed up Davey Stone is sentenced to community service with an old quirky guy Whitey. He starts off a dick and ends up a nice guy in the end that sort of thing. The animation is suited to Sandlers characters and what a cast! I give it a 7/10!

Home on the Range review: For a Disney movie this was pretty stupid but at least entertaining. Roseanne Barr ( Eh :/) plays a cow who is sent to a new ranch. But when the ranch is being closed down three cows venture out to capture a wanted criminal for $50k. The movie is not bad but at the same time corny then again there are worse things out there like *shudder* Disney CHANNEL. 6.5/10

Miracle on 34th Street Review: One of the cutest and heartwarming christmas films. A man claiming to be THE Santa Clause is going under trial and a little girl as his lawyer. This is a very creative way of all the fake Santas and when we get the real one we treat him like crap. And btw this is the original NOT the cheesey remake. I give it an 8/10!

It happened on 5th avenue review: A not very well known but enjoyable christmas flick. A hobo and friends take up residence in a Fifth Avenue mansion while the owner winters in the South. -IMDb Though it's outdated it still is fun to watch.It's fun to point out the genericness of the 1940's movies like the acting. It's also got some funny scenes like the guy entering the house through a manhole. I give it 7/10

Fred Claus review: So apparently no one knew that Santa Claus had a brother who happens to be Vince Vaughn (who once again is playing another douchebag) Really? The centuries we've celebrated christmas and Hollywoord just throws him in there with a half assed backstory? What kinda stupid shit is that? I did like how they explain Santas secret to be ageless though but other then that it was a pretty dull movie. 4/10

Home Alone 3 review: What the fuck, Are you serious John Hughes? You got a totally new cast to make an unecessary sequel which has nothing to do with the first 2? REALLY? It totally sucked I didn't even watch the whole thing! 2/10!

Pulp Fiction review: Around the second time watching this is where the movie starts to be enjoyable and one of the best films of all time for a reason. Consisting of a spectacular cast of Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta Bruce Willis and more about a crime drama with a complex plot and so many memorable quotes. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT? not to mention the theme. 9/10!

Snow day review: One of my favorite nostalgic movies from the year 2000. This was one of the early live action Nickalodeon films. When it finally snows in a suburban town in NY the kids want a second snow day but they have to stop a creepy snowplow man ( I knew those guys were evil) to make it happen. Though not a hit with the critics this movie has a lot of nostalgia in it and maybe it was weird. But I give it 7/10!