For everything we all hate (and love) I make it better. So heres a few ideas I got so far

The Poopy shore
Lady PooPoo
TwiPoopy
Poopy The Hedgehog
Poopy Taunts
Poopy Guy
Saturday Night Poopy
Poopyruto
Poopy the Squirrel

Update: Designs for The Poopy Shore

Jesus christ everytime I leave the mayonaise out for even a second and don't put it away you ALWAYS yell at me.

Why you got to be such a dick all the time man?

What's your excuse? It better be a good one.

He says you broke his window. Is this true?

What is this a porn factory? Get your own!

Can't a man listen to a cracker for a change?

Give him a chance he hasn't worked for us in 17 years.

Nothing needs an explanation to function in Samus' ear.

And Friday this time try not to stab the waitress. Okay GO!

And I swear to god if you invite Photoshop or MS Paint over to the house I'm going to kill you. You remember what happened last time they came.