Well You got what you wanted. Another Random humor joke. You know owahfoiohwaoifewoirhtoirhoir Oh my god A ninja kittens attacking me help! i ma a ajnin tac won siht t'nac ied ni okay screw this. Just save me if you want the news post to continue alright?

I'm not updating unless I see some new posts. So post yours and I'll see what elephants and horses can do.

Update: cool.

I always never have time for this crap. It seems I always have to write this in a hurry well guess what. We have no internet. So shut up and pay attention to your dogs hampster. Oh and btw look up.

Guess what? It's the tenth penis in your mouth update. Sorry my firends brother said that and he's been an weird jackass today. Anyhoo for this update this will be a long one. So... asdfgfhjkjesjdsogjrighhjoitirdgo oh I'm sorry My Neopets are going to die soon and therefore I have to put a dick in his mouth. lol. I gotta go. I wanna show my friend his new trailer for the upcoming novel I'm writing.

If your wondering how long I will be keeping this up. Its for as long as I feel like. C'mon It's fun to read stuff that doesn't make sense. Besides that I am Very Very dissapointed that noone replied to the K.K. Slider post. So for that I summoned all your parents cellphones on vibrate for things they can buy with mastercard. Well thats all bye! ^_^ kitty kat

Well I checked the Smash bros site today. And what do I see? K.K. Slider's song Go Go K.K. Rider. Seriously he may be a sexy dog to the animal crossing fans but come on when he sings he's like queh me oh oh weh me queh oo. But Of course I don't want to piss off the awesomeness. So for no apparent reason heres a pic of Mr.Totakeke. Oh and Btw I know this makes sense so don't fucking remind me!

I am writing a novel about my many adventures on a cliff. Pie is good. Yay! kbye.

Okay so we all know august 15th is clockday. But what can we do. Everything died and went to the super market! Besides who needed those damn turkeys anyway. Speaking of which heres one now. Gobble Gobble.

Man what a long ass day today was. Let me tell ya this camp I work for. I got home like 6:30. But at least I still got you my precious Newgrounds. I love you! <3

I'mma Update my old newsposts for no reason!

The more comments you post here the happier I get. With all of it we can set a fire on the blank piece of paper. BUT first you need to choose wheather to take the yo-yo or pogs. not to mention all the time there was playing with little pieces of chicken bones. Oh and BTW.... I don't know.

Update: Mama Luigi!