I am writing a novel about my many adventures on a cliff. Pie is good. Yay! kbye.

Okay so we all know august 15th is clockday. But what can we do. Everything died and went to the super market! Besides who needed those damn turkeys anyway. Speaking of which heres one now. Gobble Gobble.

Man what a long ass day today was. Let me tell ya this camp I work for. I got home like 6:30. But at least I still got you my precious Newgrounds. I love you! <3

I'mma Update my old newsposts for no reason!

The more comments you post here the happier I get. With all of it we can set a fire on the blank piece of paper. BUT first you need to choose wheather to take the yo-yo or pogs. not to mention all the time there was playing with little pieces of chicken bones. Oh and BTW.... I don't know.

Update: Mama Luigi!

Well I just saw the simpsons movie with you. and I must say it is thew best movie ever! If you've seen it tell me what you thought about it. Because I want to know your thoughts and the cookie too.

And heres a pointless update!

We eat turtles because Bowser is using them to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. Well I'll trade them my very special Politoad for your Mudkip. But First you must Promise me you will find the seven Chaos Emeralds to use cookies and cream to watch old episodes of Hey Arnold! and Invader Zim with me. Not to mention the Hot girl pet the cat over there and started to shout " Hey I like Peanut Butter Sandwiches!" Also I like Gelatos. :)

Update: Do I really need to say that you have an octorck on your lenses?

Well since the redesign is here I better get used to it. Also be sure to check out my next movie The History of Mario. Oh wait, that doesn't make no sense because Tom Fulp DID redesign NG and used it to buy All the worlds chickens and Wii consoles to form the Ultimate Showdown While waiting for Super Smash Bros Brawl. Well have a nice Day and don't forget to smile god loves you and the cake you eat!

Update: It's been 15 years since I made my first newspost. Sure I was cringe but who wasn't!